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Paulie Spy

A adult/caretaker that is sent to check up on a kid who is home alone, usually because the parents don't trust them.

Made famous by the notorious Paul Mazzilli.

Dude it's a really good thing I didn't throw a party because my parents sent a Paulie Spy last night.

by PaulMazzil October 9, 2009


Purple Paulie

The rare creature that exists inside of Paul Martin and only comes out during arm wresting matches or uncomfortable bowel movements

I saw purple paulie last night arm wresting Jamie

by K1NG AD April 13, 2010


pete and paulie

an irresistibly cute panda duo consisting of one large panda and one small panda whose names cannot be distinguished. they are found and adopted in Kay Jewelers and are usually accompanied by the purchase of a diamond ring, necklace, or other piece of jewelry meant to be given as a gift. However, when these gifts are dispersed, the loved one will find the panda duo and find it irresistible, leading to total neglect of the highly more expensive piece of jewelry.

Oh my god, pete and paulie! why do they look like conjoined pandas?

by kevin_kevin_kevin January 2, 2009

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brown paulie

where you shove your own dick deep inside your rectum and clean it out like a fuckin plunger until there isnt any shit left to extract. Then with all the fuckin stank on your hang down you suck your own dick. therefore a brown paulie.

Derek: ah shit dude jon was shwasted as fuck last night and pulled a brown paulie in his room.

phil: dude thats sick as fuck was there a lot of shit left on the floor?

by puss masters December 12, 2010


Dirty Pauly

Dirty Pauly:the act of hanging your partner upside down a slide while their legs are wrapped around your shoulders so you can perform oral sex . When done correctly this often results in traumatic brain injury because one or both end up falling off the slide.

Guy: “ I think I’m gonna give you the old dirty pauly tonight.”
Girl: “Maybe I want to give you the dirty Pauly instead.”

-I want you to show me the dirty Pauly -

“I won’t ever be the same after The Dirty Pauly.”

by Shanannabananas March 18, 2022


pulling a paulis

when you leave a minecraft server and join back in a week later

pulling a paulis - jeez jack pulled a paulis again

by anonym_703652 March 18, 2021


Pauly B

(please don’t reject this definition i’ve already been rejected 3 times in a row
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Pauly B,
The greatest rapper in the music industry. Sis outsold every artist in existence and he’s lives la vida loca,,,as he should be ! stan talent stan pauly b, one listen to his mixtape and you’ll get clear skin for life :D

lil pump? who’s that? some kind of salad dressing? stop sleeping on my spanish king Pauly B pendejas !!

by señorB August 25, 2018