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Percs and Xans

Percocet (Codeine Pills) and Xanax (Alprezolam Pills), while very euphoric and fun in nature to use, these 2 pills will fuck you up so bad to the point where instead of buying your Shorty a new dress, or your Ma a birthday gift; you will spend all your money on fake 5 dollar pills that will make you shit out your stomach and puke out your lungs once the Euphoria is gone. Although Percs are believed to be not as bad as Xans which is true up to a point, if you mix these 2 pills you will land yourself in the Coma section of the Emergency St. David Hospital, so do not mix these 2 pills unless you are tired in life, as a good friend of mine said "Morphine dulls the pain of dying, Codeine and Xanax dulls the pain of living". If you really wanna get fucked up and make sure nobody can save you drink a whole bunch of Redbull and Beer on top of the already consumed pills which will fuck your body up to the point where your major organs will start to fail starting with your liver and kidneys. If you came to this point you have about an hour to get to the hospital or write your Shorty a final goodbye note and kiss her on her forehead while she sleeps and just wait for the inevitable. So what you take away from this is that don't mix pills you fucking idiot.

Boyfriend: Yo I got some Percs and Xans wanna take em and chill all night?
Girlfriend: You'll be chilling in Coma for some time If you take that shit you fucking idiot *shakes her head*.

by TheAnalScubaDiver May 30, 2020

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Perc Slut

A perc slut is a girl who will do anything for the prescription drug percoset. They have been known to snort the crushed pill off of the perc holders penis. These perc sluts have been known to partake in any sexual activity to get their fix. These sluts are some of the nastiest sluts behind crackwhores.

The perc slut gave me a blowjob for two percosets.

by joecoolio420 January 11, 2011

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Perc 12

Perc 12 is a word which defines what is left of a 30 when 3 people split it and the one that actually splits it takes the biggest piece.

We all put up for a 30 and Bobby split it resulting in him getting a perc 12 while we both only got a 9...

by CeemCeemer January 2, 2021


pop a perc

To take a Percocet pill to get high. Popularized by "trap rap".

Before we go up in this club, let's pop a perc!

by Key PKE April 22, 2016

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Off the perc

Either when someone is on the prescription opiate "Percocet" (also known as Oxycodone, Oxycontin, and Oxys), or when someone is acting unnecessarily retarded for no reason.

Example 1: Yo he off da perc, he can't even speak
Example 2: "Why did daequan beat the shit out of that old woman?" "idk man he was off the perc

by Percoholic January 27, 2020

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Jerk Perc

di rasshole percosets with the jerk sauce

Yo are you going to island style to get a Jerk Perc?

by Himmy Marley July 4, 2023


perc rage

to be in an extreme state of anger/distress induced by having consumed percs, usually due to the withdrawals that come with it

guy 1: "MAN FUCK YOU YOU BETTER GIVE ME MY PERCS BEFORE I BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT"
guy 2: "chill holmes you tweaking the fuck out that perc rage just hitting you'll be glad i took them away from you"

by czplo December 22, 2022