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Fuckin bullshit that runs down your leg after taking a shower once a month for a fucking week.
Girl:*gets out of shower*
Period:*here I come bitch*
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THE WORST TIME OF EACH MONTH!
Where blood exits from the woman's vagina. Usually because the egg got stood up by the sperm, which causes the lining of the uterus to shed, causing blood to leave through the vagina.
WARNING'S FOR GUYS: If a girl is on or about to be on her period, stay the FUCK away from her. I don't give a shit if you're married/dating her, stay AWAY! Don't joke/laugh about it or you'll have a black eye and a swollen dick.
Have a nice day. xD
SYMPTOMS: Fatigue, bloating, cramps, increase in hunger, increase in sleep, brown or heavy discharge(Brown discharge is dried up blood.), bitchy, mood swings, pimples, and breasts start to grow more.
SIGNS OF A FIRST PERIOD: Increase in sleep, increase in hunger, lower abdomen pain, moody, increase in pimples, horny, breasts are sore/or tender, breasts start to grow more, and finally. BLOOD IN PANTIES!
Ta-ta! C:
(I'm a girl who has NOT started her periodscore! -.-)
Davie: Hey babe. *Touches Leslie's boobs*
Leslie: *Grabs his wrist and twists it*.
Davie: WDF??? O_o
Leslie: I'm so so SO sorry, babe. D:
Davie:....Lemme guess. You on yo period? o.o
Leslie: >:O YESSSSS! Shit! Wdf is wrong with it? Huh? Huh? HUH????? :O
Davie: *Backs away very sssssllllllllooooowwwwwwllllllllyyyy*......o_o
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A period is the reason you hear more stories of men getting caught with murder we know how to get blood off of things
I on my period time to remove blood from my clothes ‘yay’
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Blood coming out of a vagina
She got her period while she was wearing white pants.
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The reason why the pool is red,your sister gets mad easily,Why you see sponge like tubes made from cotton on the trash, and why your sister always says it hurts.
I still have not gotten my period?
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the hell that a woman has to go through once a month, when she bleeds like a stuck pig through her vagina. It's really gross and prevents some people from having sex during their week. Not only that, but she gets fat (bloated), has tummy aches (cramps), and is tired all at the same time. It also makes her moody. So everytime a woman gets mad at a man, his response is always, "Oh, so you're on your period AGAIN?!?!" It's awful. We go through all that just so we can have kids. Ugh.
"baby, lets have sex."-man
"not tonight. I'm om my period."-woman
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A nonstop flow of blood that every girl has for one week every month. Guys THINK it's torture for them, but they have no uterus, so they can't have an opinion.
Girl: Ugh, I wish I were a guy! They don't have those painful periods!
Guy: It's hard for us too! We have boners!
Girl: Stop complaining about your fucking boners. Having thoughts about naked grandma isn't going to suck the blood back up my vagina.
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