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While in the nacelle of a wind turbine, the technician masturbates out of the tool hatch onto his coworkers below. As his load descends he radios to his coworkers "lookout for that pervy pigeon" in hopes they will turn upwards and be struck by his semen.
"I was uptower the other day and I sent down a pervy pigeon, landed one on my foreman's windshield"
When you Jerkoff upside-down so as to ejaculate in ones face.
It was a windy day so I gave myself a topsy-pervy.
Strange perverts who ogle more than one victim at once. Usually found on buses during school runs, and One Direction concerts.
"That Pervy Swervy cunt is gonna get it!!!"
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Male who acts strangely with a weird aroma, who you believe to be on a government register.
"I’m sure I’ve seen that pervy pete on Crimewatch”
“Call the police I can’t find my baby and I’ve just seen pervy pete leave the building”
Pete: “if you want I’ll babysit for you tonight”
Normal Person: “Fuck off or I’ll stab you in the eye and get the old bill on you. And how the hell did you get into my house?”
Pete: “oh haven’t you got a cute kid”
Translation:” I’m gonna eat your baby”
Pete: “I’m in the mood for a good night out and a bit of romance”
Translation: “I’m gonna break into your house tonight, kill your cat and drink its blood and then rape your mum”
Pete: “I watched this really good documentary last night”
Translation: “I finally got that web cam working in your bedroom”
“Hey man did you just fart?”
“No, pete just came in”
Pete: “I love my mum”
Translation: “I keep her body under the bed”
Pete: “Me and my dad get on so well”
Translation: “He taught me how to groom kids and not leave any evidence behind”
Pete: “Don’t you just love the smell of rain?”
Translation: “BATH TIME!”
Pete: “Hey luv its been 3 months since we started seeing each other, shall we go out and celebrate”
Girlfriend: “Look, I don’t know who you are or where you came from, I swear I won’t tell the police just please untie me and let me see my mum, I only went out for some milk”.
Pete: “I love Halloween”
Translation: “Chereece has her birthday on Halloween and there are lots of young kids wandering the street”
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A middle aged male who will turn anything into a sexual mental image.
Gaz is such a pervy percy lately.
The stereo typical dirty, perverted Uncle. A Male that is old enough to be crochity and not give a shit, but still young enough to have an active sex life.
Jessica, don't sit on Uncle Pervis's lap unless you want him to get a boner!
An obviously perverted person(usually referring to males)
A guy that comments on porn videos on what they would do to the girl is a Pervy Sanchez