Pessi is the word for Lionel Messi used as revenge from Messi's fan. This word is used by hypocrite Penaldo fans when their idol's 1/3 of career goals is from penalty.
When Messi scores a penalty.. Penaldo fans "Haha! Pessi can't score a open play goal Haha". When Ronaldo scores a goal.. They "shut up bro, he is goat ππ".
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A name pathetic CR7 fanboys call Lionel Messi, the greatest footballer of all time, because they think he scores too many penalties. (Even though Messi took three less years and hundreds less games to beat Ronaldoβs non-penalty goal count, and is the all time scorer in the history of the sport without pens.)
Deluded 12 year old: Pessi is so shit, he ghosts in big games
Literally anyone intelligent: Messi has a better goal per game average, 4 ucls, 1 World Cup, more league titles, most successful dribbles, most non penalty goals, most MOTMs, most ballon dβors, most golden shoes, most assists, and basically more of everything itβs good to have more of, in two years less than Penaldo. Penaldo only has more goals because he has been playing for longer, and despite beginning his career further into the midfield, he has still spent more time as a forward than Messi. Lionel Andres Messi is the greatest footballer OAT, he has completed the sport, and itβs very disrespectful to call him Pessi when statistically he doesnβt need penalties to be the GOAT. ππ¦π·
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Overrated Penalty Merchant from Argentina overhyped my stans, goes missing in big games like Madrid and doesn't know what to do if there is no penalty in the game
'wow dad who is that' son that is Pessi ' why is he just stood in the penalty box' because he is waiting to get the ball and dive to get a pen
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It is a nickname of Lionel Messi as he takes a lot of penalties (more than ronaldo) and misses them and makes his fans think he is the best, this is a nickname made by rival fans to express their anger of barka fans calling ronaldo penaldo
Oh! Look who missed another penalty, it's Pessi! what a loser!
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An overrated bottler, who scores most of his goals from the penalty spot.
Hey, did you see pessi' new penalty goal against eibar?
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Someone who statpads against smaller teams by scoring penalties
Pessi can only do it against Eibar
Pessi got knocked out by Bayern Munich
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Pessi is the name of a mythological creature, said to have originated from Buenos Aires. Despite having scored over six hundred tap-ins and penalties, - as well as the odd flukey goal, - legends say he disappeared after being handed a World Cup trophy at the expense of skilful French and Croatian sides. Many people have claimed to see him drifting around the Parc Des Princes, trying to add to his tapestry of tap-ins, yet there are no reports of him having been spotted in a defensive position. Whether or not he has ever existed is debatable.
Pessi had a crestfallen look on his face as he leaned against the Bayern goalpost, just like a finished player. His anguish was evident, as he ran swiftly to the dressing room following Gnabryβs stellar strike to make it 3-0, not stopping to console his heartbroken fan.
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