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A womanizing arsehole who thinks the sun shines out of his (less than impressive) knob.
Pete's Girlfriend: Who's your baby daddy?
Pete's Other Girlfriend: Pete, who's your baby daddy?
Pete's Girlfriend: ...Pete
Pete: *Thumps chest* I AM MAN, I MAKE BABY, I LEAVE BABY, I AM MAAAN
Example 2.
Girl 1: Why do you look so angry, unhappy and sexually unsatisfied?
Girl 2: I'm going out with pete :(
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a sweet, intelligent, and incredibly awesome Australian boy. His dorkiness is what makes him so adorable and his looks are that of a god, making him the hottess and most gorgeous person on the planet. Sometimes he drinks his water from a little pink cup because he is a badass like that. I guarantee that there is someone right now sitting in Scottsdale, AZ who is madly in love with him.
Damn, that kid is so hot, and to top it off he has an Australian accent. He must be a Pete!
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that kid pete that sits next to me in math is a rapist.
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To fart at the bar. It can be silent or loud, but almost always deadly.
Past Tense:
Person 1: That chick just bumped me and made me spill my drink.
Person 2: Don't worry, I peted on her earlier. She bumped me too and it just slipped out.
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a mixed drink consisting of: two parts orange juice; one part Disaronno Originale amaretto; and one part Crown Royal whisky
so, honey, what do you say we hit the bar and put away a pete or two?
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Peted (verb) – To get unintentionally screwed over in commonly positive situations, often times more than once. When a genuine action results in negative consequences.
A figure of speech derived from an individual (Pete) who continually receives the short end of the stick in public & private situations.
After waiting in line at Best Buy since 5 am for the new Nintendo Wii, I was totally Peted when the Geek Squad cut in front of me and took the last one.
Friend #1: “Hey man, how did the date go?” Friend #2 reply “great until I got Peted when our server at Bennigan’s happened to be her ex-boyfriend”
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