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The act of taking your poo covered finger and rubbing a brown circle around the eye of your lover. Like the Dirty Sanchez but involving the right eye of your lover instead of their upper lip.
Bonus points if you say "Darla, do you love me?" afterwards. Extra bonus is she says "Yes!"
She was really special and deserved something to remember me by, so I gave her Petey the Dog.
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A clear hollow device that has a bulb with a hole- (commonly referred to as a carborator)-in it at one end and a connecting tube that extends outward from it, and is commonly used for the smoking of methamphetamines.
Hey George, load up the petey pipe with some of that ice.
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The state of a mans penis after copious amounts of amphetamines, or methamphetamine. Not quite hard but not limp.
I was fucking this crank whore with my "speedy petey"
Uncle Petey is that creepy guy, probably a total perv, likely into very inappropriate things. Touching little kids, animals, etc. He likely works in places that puts him close to these others. Somethings don’t make him a bad guy, but most do. Important to determine which make him a bad guy and which do not.
Oh look, Uncle Petey is back in the locker room, probably with his pants off.
Uncle Petey over there is a bad guy.
A fat kid, who usually is one of the popular kids.
The Ladies love him, and he's always drunk for some reason. He loves to show his belly and make fun of people. And on occasion he smacks a bitch. He worships fat comics and rappers like Chris Farley and Biggie...that sums it up.
Yo Petey Pounds Just Beat Down Another Girl
Did you hear Petey Pounds rapping?
Petey's Poundin em' Down
A male with an exceptionally high meat-to-bone body ratio. May be fairly short and hard to push over.
Jesus Christ- look at that stocky little fucker over there- what a Meaty Petey!!!
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A Name People Use when THey Dont Want To Say Penis Or Dick Or Cock.
Keep Talking Shit Imma Kick You In Your Petey Wacker
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