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A guy thats really sweet- will hold the door open for you. basically, a total gentleman. hes really hot with angelic features and arms that make you go 'phwoarrrrr' He is usually part French and has a sexy accent.
Also known as PJ or capguy (because he usually wears a baseball cap)
Yeah, he must have been a Philippe Jackson
Originates from the prostitutes and criminals from Belgium, that were sent to the new world. The mixture of french and english gave rise to an impossibly beatiful creature. The rare Jean-philippe is an extremely shy entity, that when spotted, will quickly turn and run with his long chicken like legs. When cornered, he will shake his lower lip and his eyes will swell to resemble the head of a teacup chihuahua. With this skill he can take over hollywood and have all the male himbo's worship him.
guy "hey did you see the new movie with that Jean-philippe?"
girl "The one where he looks like the chihuahua, or the one where he runs from the police, or the one where he is naked on his back?"
guy "yes"
girl "oh my god i love him"
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A true NPC. No other name has the same NPC aura that this guy has. He is terrible at football and his incredibly low intellect is daunting even for the largest of downies. He has no passion for athleticism and is addicted to instagram reels. a true Side character not able to accomplish anything of importance in his most likely short life (he is a alcoholic)
Oh wow such a philipp hartings!
A man with a majestic beard.
Edibles. Carries a large club.
Likes guns.
And seriously this club is like deadly.
Possibly a t1000
Dude that things bigger than Jean-Philippe's Dick.
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Gordon Ramsay but he's french and bald
No one can pronounce Philippe Etchebest:
Do you know Philippe Echhte... Esbtch... Echbst... the very talented cook ?
The type of person to really comprehend his attidude.
Seems shy and not talkative, but as soon that you know him and he feels trusted, you can talk with him about anything. from silly to serious stuff, he would feel every emotion with you.
He is often observing first and trying to understand the situation and is often thinking within himself before taking action.
He is relying to his terms of his guts.
Naturally trying to hold his emotions hiden.
He is whole hearted and want you to stay in a cool vibe, trying to make people happy.
If you hurt him or taking him for granted he could really let every emotion out.
If You somehow make him angry, than you should watch out, because he would be a really different person when mad, it would be the best for everyone to communicate with him and calming him down.
He nonetheless is a lovable person acting all calm, but can feel chaotic
When you know every layer of his personality then you have a friend or lover for your life.
Jean Philipp: You want to go out for an meal?
Girlfriend: yeah shure, are you paying up?
Jean Philipp: 'beeing stingy af and laughs' No..., you know i'm stingy, maybe next time.
Girlfriend: 'having an crisis' yeah i know but... just this once?
Jean Philipp: I'm stingy, but i can try beeeing generous too.
Cousin: 'interrupting the conversation' f*ck you
Jean Philipp: 'fooling around' no, fuck me
everyone having a laugh and hearing in there head 'sweet home alabama'