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pIrate

(Adjective) Acting like an irate pirate

Steve gets so pIrate when he drinks.

by MinistryOfDEW November 9, 2019


Pirate

1. A seafaring, swashbuckling, rum-guzzling, booze-smuggling, freebooting, filibustering, far-marauding, trespassing, sabre-rattling, word-cursing, gold-toothing, eye-patching, peg-legging, commandeering, vagabonding, bootlegging, buccaneering, highway-robbing, wave-raiding, booty-looting-plundering-and/or-pilfering-brigand. Occasional irritant to pre-industrial world trade and international shipping, see Captain Phillips. A person considered sinful and immoral by European colonial empires that engaged in the slave trade and ethnic cleansing. A dangerous criminal, unless enlisted on our side, and then known as a Buccaneer, a Corsair or a Privateer.
2. An original Pastafarian, as mentioned in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, one of the Chosen People, the precursors to the modern Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
3. The sworn enemy and worst nightmare of a Ninja, to which a Pirate is always incalculably superior.
4. A saintly computer programmer, making expensive intellectual property free through their Bay.
5. An evil, profiteering, fat-cat, corporate, commie, big-wig thief, freebooting online content for its ad revenue at the creator's expense
6. CAPTAIN, Jack Sparrow.

"Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free,
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want 'cause a pirate be free,
You are a pirate!"

"Why join the Navy . . . if you can be a pirate?" - Steve Jobs

"PIRATES. I HATE THOSE FILTHY BANDITS."

by nogoodie2shoes December 5, 2015

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pirates

An adult movie made in 2006 by digital playhouse and adam&eve production company. It has Jesse Jane, Carman Luvana, Evan Stone and my favorite... Janine. Followed up by a secound movie... that sucked. Used in as a word as a high quality porn or a high class porn or even as a adj. discribing an actress who is "whorie" but has good acting skills...

Angelia Jolie is pirates material, for sure...

wife:"Where you watching porn again?"
husband:" No, i was watching pirates"

by Knight_crawler February 6, 2010

44๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pirates

What every single land-lubber (and drunk) yearns to be.

Drunk: I wish I was in a crew of pirates, I could have an excuse to drink rum and swing swords at people.

by manicalhippieboy February 13, 2008

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Piratings

If someone does something awesome and manly they will get "piratings" for it. This is pretty much the same as ratings but only for manly things that a pirate would do

"I'll give you bare piratings if you merc that old lady over there and then rape her with your face.Twice."

by Sinister Sausage May 9, 2006

29๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


pirates

The name given to the coolest dudes to ever sail the seven seas. They have cool boats, cool planks and cool wooden legs. Parrots are also optional. Their main duties include searching far and wide for, "pluder," or, "bling," as it would now be known.

"Man, pirates rule,"

"Totally, we should do a presentation on them.

"Shiver me timbers!"

"Is that a yes?"

"Walk the plank!"

"stop it with the Pirate talk, are we doing this presentation or what?"

"Ahoy there mateys."

"Oh whatever then you Jabroni."

by Ian "The Main Man" Mckenna April 20, 2005

231๐Ÿ‘ 105๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pirate

1) One who freely and illegally downloads software, music, movies, or any other form of copyrighted data.

2) The act of downloading this stuff.

ARRR! ME SCALLIES! I JUST PIRATED ME A COPY OF ALESTORM'S NEW ALBUM!

by Yer da =] June 10, 2009

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