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The Pitchfork Hipster is usually a male around 16-20 years of age who relies solely on Pitchfork Media for music news. Any review garnering high scores on the web site is an instant new favorite, and vice versa. The Pitchfork Hipster usually has no conception of music criticism or taste, and relies on the opinions of a vaguely defined "expert" to guide them to music they "like."
Ironically, the Pitchfork Hipster usually employs an elitist attitude towards other music listeners, assuming that knowledge of the "largest indie music website on the internet" gives them free reign to deride the music listening habits of others.
Anthony is a wanna-be Pitchfork Hipster. All his recently acquired music is rated highly by Pitchfork. He feigns a wide-reaching musical barometer, despite the fact that he has no conception of the genre, techniques, style, or history of any independent musical group.
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Indie kids around the world flock to buy and/or download the latest high ranking reviewed album published by the quintessential yet slightly biased indie music site, Pitchforkmedia.com.
Generic Indie Kid #1: (As he laces up his pre-worn converses)
"OMG Pitchfork has just reviewed the new Times New Viking!"
Generic Indie Kid #2: "Shit! Seriously?! That's the new lo-fi noise rock band isn't it?! I'm so downloading that right now."
Metal Head: "The Pitchfork Effect at it's finest..."
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Poseidon's Pitchfork is when a male is urinating and his stream starts, or leads into, a triple stream going left, right and center.
Oh man, I had to pee so bad last night, I made Poseidon's Pitchfork.
a korean male who takes three dicks in the ass at once
my uncle took his korean pitchfork like he was begging for the homeland.
To roll a joint, stick into a females genitals and take a puff.
Jesse jellybean pitchforked his girlfriend on mars.
A threesome involving three men. Similar to a devil's threesome, the three penises represent the three prongs of the pitchfork the devil carries.
You wanna watch Dancing With the Stars with me? That's even gayer than a devil's pitchfork.
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When something bad happens that is anticipated. Consequence of an action that was obvious.
John: I drank to much coffee and smoked a pack of cigarettes after eating at Jack in the Box and then I craped my pants.
Jill: That’s the pitchfork in the saddle.
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