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The face you put on when shaking your bosses hand or meeting you parents old friends. Its a smile and nod, but you have no idea why you smiling. also used when someones telling a very bad joke, but you want to make them feel better.
-"oh look at Matt shaking Mr.Hayes hand, he has a total plaster face on"
-"ha and now hes laughing at mr.Hayes terrible jokes, but its a total plaster face"
When someone exceeds one's own toxicity level on st. patty's day, during the "plastered mcshitfaced" stage it's rumored that one sees leprechauns and a pot of gold as well as a speaking with an Irish brogue.
I was so plastered mcshitfaced I could have sworn I saw two leprechauns doing anal on a pot of gold.
A Fucking Hypocrite; Pretending to be perfect when you definitely are not; The Dead Rabbitts sing about it;
I've listened to your bullshit lies
One too many fuckin times,
Don't point the finger my way cause you are no plaster saint
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A plaster cast sculpted after celebrities private parts by groupies or significant others.
"That KISS groupie has the coolest plaster caster of Gene's dick!"
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When someone, or a group of people get drunk, wasted, smashed, out of their fucking mind.
Guy 1: What happened last night at the party?
Guy 2: Yo, you got so vanilla plastered last night. No wonder you couldn't remember anything.
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Sanitary towel. A sheet of plasticky cotton-wool with wings on it that you buy from the chemist, put inside womens undergarmetnts in order to catch all the bloody mess that comes out of the vagina during lady-time
Dude#1: Phew! Whats that smell?
Dude#2: Oh it's just Stacey. I think it's time to change her gash plaster.
A quim fit to bursting with baby gravy.
After a five hour, 10 man orgy, Lucy's quim was filled up like a plasterer's bucket.
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