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A catchall exclamation, generally used when you have just caused something to explode or be launched in an unconventional manner.
1) player 1: (as he owns player 2 with a gravity hammer) PONK!!!
2) Jefferey: (as he punts a small dog) PONK!!!
to be high on poppers while drunk on alchahol
Shortening of 'post-drinks'. The act of going back to a friend's house for drinks after a night out, as opposed to pre-drinks or prinks.
Although they were already totally wankered, they headed back to Matt's for ponks.
The party was disappointing and there was little poontang on offer, so the boys decided to ponk at Jonny's instead.
Shortened version of post-drinks. The act of going back to a friend's house for drinks after a night out, as opposed to 'pre-drinks' or 'prinks'.
Despite already being totally wankered, they decided to head back to Matt's for ponks.
The party turned out to be be disappointing, so the lads decided to leave early and ponked at Jonny's instead.
the lesser-known collective word for gonads, like a 'pride of lions'
you act like you have a ponk of gonads
ponking is the act of wanking whilst having a shit, in short, mastashitting
v. ponk
n. ponker
am going to the toilet for a ponk, be back in 20 mins
Matt N. loves ponking