ponkers

The opposite of poggers.

Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."

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ponker

A very attractive girl/woman.

"Mate, she's an absolute ponker"

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ponker

A very smelly fart. Used primarily by little lions

P.u! exclaimed Simba, smell that stinky ponker!

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ponker

someone who regularly ponks.

Matt you ponker!
No chance you ponker!

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Pinker Ponker

1. The irritation of ones vagina after a long night of intercourse.

2. An injury occouring to ones vagina after falling off playground equiment.

Tanya woke up with a Pinker Ponker the morning after she had hot wet intercourse all night long.

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Ponker

Ponker is a family of card games that combines gambling, strategy, and skill. All ponker variants involve betting as an intrinsic part of play, and determine the winner of each hand according to the combinations of players' cards.

"I just made millions on stonks and I'm ready to play some ponker"
"Only reason I went to Las Vegas was to win big at ponker"

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Fudgey Ponker

Ponker: a vagina irritated after too much penetration.

Fudgey ponker: the irritated vagina of a woman who both penetrates herself too much and wipes the wrong way. Or I guess chick could like getting it in both holes. Idk use your imagination.

Did you see that fudgey ponker on fb?