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When your hair gets all frizzy like Post Malone’s hair...
When I went outside in the humidity my hair got all Post Malone.
To fart or pass gas in relief immediately preceding the act of urination, usually in a public setting.
Goofus: Yo dawg, I be thinkin' Arby's all of a sudden. Did you just cap off that piss sess with a ripe fart?
Gallant: Yeah brotendo, I just had to Post Malone after dropping off all that froth. Probably because of shotgunning that six pack of La Croix that was in your moms refrigerator after I spent the night at her place. You know how I do, you dig my nig?
Goofus: No...no I don't.
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The black diarrhea that you have after a night of drinking whiskey.
I drank way too much bourbon last night, my Post Malone looks like the black plague.
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White rapper that thinks he's a nigga. He wears also chains, has gold teeth and cornrows in his hair. Just maybe good at basketball. Fucks hoes and smokes gwai.
Jeff you look like post Malone you try hard.
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The name given to the time period following
ho- me alone.
I feel like mcauly culkin looks like a cracked post malone.
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An over-rated, white, homeless-looking boy with bad facial tattoos* whose signature music style is to sing as if he is whining, in the same tune, over and over again.
*He has admitted in interviews that he got his facial tattoos because he wanted to piss off his mommy.
Girl: Who is that guy whining on the radio?
Guy: Oh, that's just Post Malone, he will be whining for a while- Please feel free to change the station.
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Post Malone (pohst muh-lohn) - after sex cuddling on dirty sheets.
Post Malone ; verb, I like to snuggle up for some nice Post Malone with my girl after we do the deed.
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