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To get really fucked up or to describe a good time
"Dude I got so Pregnant last night"
"Man I am going to get so pregnant tonight"
"You get preggers last night"
"After that shot of tequilla I was fucking pregnant"
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Basically don’t do it, you get fat and you have a little hoe like you expecting to live off u for free for like twenty years like no hoe if you wanna live with me you have to pay the bills.
Hoe: I’m pregnant
Logical person: we should look for jobs for her.
Ya.
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something that happens when the condom breaks on prom night
Chris: Shit, the condom broke.
Val: Damn, im pregnant
Both: We're screwed
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Just waiting to blast out a baby
I’m going to drink all the wine in world when I’m done pregnanting this bastard
A woman who is carrying a baby. The state is possible after unprotected sex or when protection has failed. Getting pregnant can be unplanned or planned so pregnant woman might have different kind of decisions ahead depending on her lifesituation.
Woman: Honey, I need to talk to you.
Man: What is it?
Woman: I'm pregnant.
Man: *totally speechless and pretty confused*
Woman: Honey?
Man: ... I'm going to be now a... dad?
Men might be scared of the situation or in a shock at first though they actually could have wanted to have a child.
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The worst STD ever. Causes pain, poverty, and eighteen year of torture.
"That stupid bitch got pregnant."
"My god..."
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Carrying developing offspring within the body.
"I think I'm pregnant.."
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