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Horrible car made by Toyota. Overpriced and for old aged hippies who think they are saving the world. Real world driving of 40mpg. Thats 10mpg less than your average VW Golf TDI. Slow ass car that should be destroyed.
Golf Driver: OH SHIT I JUST SMOKED THAT PRIUS!!!! (and I get 10 more mpg)
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The ugliest piece of shit ever invented... the freaking japs are just angry that all their cars look like shit so they have to bring the ugliness to america. the prius is mostly driven by middle aged people going through a midlife crisis.. well heres an idea and shove your prius up your goddamn middla aged ass and shut the fuck up i think that everyone should buy a hummer and play demolition derby with all the little priuses in the world so that way we can flatten all of the uglies that drive a prius... ya digg?
Person 1: wow i love my new prius
Person 2: Was it white?
Person 1: Yeah why?
Person 2:sorry i flattened it with my hummer because it looked like an oversized rodent and/or a wedge of cheese
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The tampon of the roads.
Matt said "Look at that fag driving a Prius over there"
Pete replied "You mean the tampon of the roads"
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An undeniably hideous piece of excrement, usually the product of a liberal, vegetarian resident of San Francisco. In recent years, the Japanese car company, Toyota, has been moulding this disgusting object into something that people can drive (like a car). How Toyota is able to do this has baffled scientists around the world. The most common driver of a prius is a person who created the original excrement (they're really in to recycling).
San Francisco has banned Happy Meals - why can't they ban people from driving priuses.
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1: what is that?
2: that's a Prius
1: A Prius?! I didn't no vagina's came on wheels.
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A Lunchbox that people call a car.
Man: Hey, I just got a Prius
Wife: You mean a lunchbox?
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A very fashionable car that makes you look "environmentally conscious." People also think the fuel economy is unbelievably amazing.
The fact is, however, that if you are really interested in saving the environment and gas, a regular subcompact is a much better choice. Older subcompacts such as the Geo Metro, some Honda Civics, the Toyota Tercel, and so on actually got equal or better gas mileage, often above 50 mpg. There is also no electric motor or batteries to mess with, so they are cheaper and easier to fix. These reliable little cars are so cheap to buy and maintain today that it is ridiculous to claim a new Prius saves money.
They also have zero environmental impact, since the are already manufactured. In addition, hybrids' gigantic battery packs full of lead, toxic heavy metals and acid, screw the environment so badly that some people have calculated that a Hummer H3 has less environmental impact.
Also, conventional cars can be hundreds of pounds lighter without the batteries. Performance (and fuel economy) is improved. There is also more room/fewer ugly bulges/ lower aerodynamic profile without a battery pack.
However, this will not convince the liberals who only want to LOOK like they are on the right path.
Liberal nerd: "Everyone should own a Prius! It just makes sense! I can't believe it gets 45 mpg! I'm really just self-interested, because it will save me $$ in the long run!"
Liberal nerd who knows something about cars: Dude, my 1992 Honda Civic VX gets 60 mpg, and it looks better even though it's 17 years old. I bought it for $500 and I can do all the maintenance myself. It can also dust your battery pack on wheels.
Nerd 1: Hey, it's worth it for the status it gives me.
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