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To hold something or things off by masturbating
Tim: Hey, John are you going to do the science project?
John: I think I will go procrasterbate in the bathroom.
Tim: You little fucker.
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1. To take physical and mental pleasure in procrastinating
2. Putting things off while realizing that it feels good, but you're really only screwing yourself.
In an effort to procrasterbate, I alphabetized my roommate's CD collection and made an ASCII art wall hanging of Van Gogh's ear. In color.
...I am so screwed.
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Masterbating while putting off doing something you're supposed to be doing
I was supposed to pick up my grandma at the grey hour station but ended up procrasterbating and she got killed by muggers
instead of doing your homework or anything else you just procrasterbate and just cry while you masturbate
instead of doing my homework i just procrasterbated
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1) Being to lazy to masterbate you occupy yourself with other tasks.
2) Masterbating constantly to the point of neglecting all other tasks
1) Dude, I'm so tired I've been procrasterbating all day.
2) The world had ended due to excessive procrasterbation.
3) Jimmy, if you don't stop procrasterbating you'll end up just like your father!
4) If only I could stop procrasterbating, I'd get a lot more done
5) To procrasterbate, or not to procrasterbate, that is the question
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to masterbate instead of doing an unwanted duty.
he never does his homework. he would rather procrasterbate.
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Putting off important tasks so you can jerk off a little.
Jimmy: Hey dude! Did you finish that lab report?
Harry: CRAP! No i didn't! I spend way too much procrasterbating
Jimmy: Uhh, TMI dude. TMI...
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