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n. similar to a "progressive dinner," but with alcohol, where the party progresses from place to place with a different drink at each stop; typically themed with costumes
"Did you go to the progressive the football team was hosting last weekend?"
"The biology majors have the craziest progressives. They always have an awesome theme and go all out on costumes."
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University educated younger working professionals often living in newer, trendy, upscale type of neighborhoods. Most believe their higher education puts them a good cut above most poor in society and will lead them to a peaceful, quality, happy successful existence in life. Some men living this type of lifestyle can often been seen riding bicycles and often enough put an 'S' on the back of their car windshields at least in Albuquerque, NM or put something about 'Superman' on their license plate to boost their ego or accomplishments. These types of people are the new super hero's in society at least to their own type. Contrary to what most believe they are NOT liberals but more conservatives. They try to 'defy all stereotypes' so the critics can't possibly classify them into any negative based category of which has worked well. It is a trendy respectable thing for them to advocate positive change for humanity or environment but they often look after their own interests in practical reality.
A younger progressive University educated lady asks me what are you buying all the vinegar for? She says your trying to 'go green' and save the environment aren't you? She says that's such a nobel cause as she checks out with her organic veggies and fruits. I refer back that I'm just poor and vinegar happens to work better or be cheaper than other cleaning supplies. She immediately takes a disinterest after that response never looking back again.
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Member of a group who believe conformity is the way to Morality
ALL QUESTIONING IS IMMORAL
TRUTH IS FLUID
IN DEFENCE OF CONFORMITY ALL ACTIONS ARE JUSTIFIED
The Progressive Instructor gave the questioning student a poor grade.
The Progressives burned down the town to protest the President.
Progressive thinking says there are many different types of truths.
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a pre-party you go to just to get drunk before the real parties...usually includes a bar and serious likwid
After slamming 10 shots at the progressive, I went to the party to get drunk.
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Morally backward
The Progressive Left wants sanctuary cities, higher taxes, free everything and less Liberty
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means to make progress sexually with a girl or boy (usually a girl). for example, talkin is the very first step of progress, then hugging then holding hands then kissing etc.
Matt!!!! Progress!!!! Hows Anna????
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(n.) The process through which the Internet has evolved from smart people in front of dumb terminals to dumb people in front of smart terminals.
"I CAN'T FIND THE 'ANY' KEY ON MY F@$#ING KEYBOARD! FIX IT!!" (Screaming cowboy)
"Honey, I found that diskette with important contracts on it. Left it on the fridge's door with a magnet on it."
"J00 1Z G01N D0WN N00B!!!!!11"
All the above were examples of this kind of progress.
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