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One dude to another: I prefer to give a girl my Protein Punch
instead of frosting her face
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25 or more grams of powder protein consummed will cause you to wake up the next morning to endure a very large and fresh shit
"Stephan where did you go," asked the professor"
went to have a protein shit!
dont worry i squeezed one out for you
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For one to nut in a girls mouth.
I gave michelle a protein shake for breakfast..
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Hulk Hogan's term for a formidable fecal deployment.
I need to go sink a protein submarine.
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A Protein Queen is a dumb broad who has a boyfriend that has her convinced that eating his sperm, taking a facial, or blowing a load to crust into her hair is good for her because sperm is "full of protein!"
Psst, hey Ted, I've turned my new girlfriend into a Protein Queen, claims she's not into perv stuff. My next move is to video tape us and tell her its just so I can jerk off to if she isn't around. I think she'll believe just about anything!
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When one ejaculates on to the ceiling, and then lays back as it drip drip drips into ones mouth.
Example: I wasn't getting the gains I wanted, so I set up an overnight protein drip.
I wasn't getting the gains I wanted, so I set up an overnight protein drip.
Yet another word for semen; oftentimes this word's connotation is preferred when trying to cajole a woman into digesting the fluid, as the word intrinsically boasts its high nutritional content.
Bill Cosby became quite upset when he realized that his jigglers had been replaced with protein pudding.