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n. A competitive sport taking place mainly in public restroom stalls in which participants attempt to perch using the surrounding walls, sometimes many feet in the air, above toilet bowls and excrete into them without missing, all the while cawing as a pterodactyl would.
"I nearly came in first in the big pterodactyling exhibition, but my last turdlet flew wide when I lost my footing on the wet tile."
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A condition, related to bat wing, that is the result of a male's excessive exposure to humidity in the genital region. Less common--but more dangerous--than bat wing, this condition is when not only one, but both sides of the scrotum adhere to a leg. This double bat wing conjures up memories of the extinct dinosaur for which it is named-- the pterodactyl.
"I was stuck riding bitch in the back seat for 2 hours, and when I finally got out I had some vicious pterodactyl."
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verb. 'to pterodactyl'. Phenomenon that occurs when an individual targets, swoops in, and snatches up another. Often occurs at bars.
"Shit, that slut just came out of nowhere and pterodactyled my buddy Graham."
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V. When you make a sudden assist that one can call amazing.
N. A big assist.
It was 3:00 after school, the bully took my lunch and i was getting tired of it, the first 3 minutes of the fight, i was doing great but then the tides changed. Two blows to the stomach had me almost to the ground, i faked to look like i was done and he took the bait and started showboating so i yelled with all of my might "SQUAAAAAAAAAAD". The squad poked of of the shadows, trash cans rooftops everything. Then i yelled out "PTERODACTYL FORMATION" and sent the squad after him as "all in this together" from high school musical started playing from a distant source. They finnished the pterodactyl and i said thanks for the assist.
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When a male/female takes the pterodactyl position, which is butt out, head forward, arms to the side, and proceeds to give double handjobs, a blowjob, receive either anal or vaginal sex (in the case of a woman), all while screeching like a pterodactyl.
"Hey John and Bill, we are one member short of pterodactyling the shit out of that bitch."
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The act of flapping or flailing one's arms as though they're wings and shrieking like a pterodactyl (facial expressions can be added as well, if you're so inclined) during sexual intercouse..or, I suppose, in any activity...
The other night, when we were having sex, I pulled a pterodactyl, just for shits and giggles.
So, I was walking down the street the other day and this guy just did the pterodactyl out of nowhere...
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Harnessing yourself and your partner onto a ceiling fan in a superman-like position. Turn the fan on and spin around while having sex. "CAWing" in their ear as loud as possible is essential. Feel free to unhook the harness falling to the ground with all of your weight on your partner. Scratch their back with your talons if needed.
My girlfriend thought the pterydactol was fun until I started "CAWing" in her ear as loud as I could. But then she laughed when I scratched her back with my talons.
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