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A Pumpernickel Finger-Gun is a sexual act that involves anal sex and fingering. It commonly occurs when a Male and Female are having Anal Sex and the Males penis gets stuck in the Females sphincter.
Then, the Male has to use his fingers to get his penis out of the Females sphincter, which causes the Female to release her bowel contents all over the Males finger.
It is a very messy process.
"Bro, I was fucking Stacey last night and we had to do the old Pumpernickel Finger-Gun!"
"Go... Go wash your hands, David."
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The doggy style sex position but when yall are both mad at each other and still wanna fuck.
Wanna do the pumpernickel fuck sex position were both mad and horney so let's pumpernickel fuck her and now.
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A $5 whore. Ugly fat, has a vagina with a single ball hanging off it. Only does blow jobs, has one tooth that may slice your dick off.
Only used in frat initiations.
Tell the pumpernickel that you will give her $50, get a blow job, give her the $5, then run like hell.
Pumpernickel is a German bread that translates to "the devil's fart".
"Can I get a bite of that delicious looking pumpernickel?"
An ugly prostitute thats about her bread
Dude I just got finished with this pumpernickel from down the block,
She wasnt exactly a dime, but she didnt charge just a nickle either.
Playing Nickelback while vigorously engaging in sexual intercourse.
I pumpernickeled my girlfriend and she broke up with me. It was probably because she didn’t like Nickelback.
Sir Pumpernickel is a pretentious guy that makes a failed attempt at appearing "cool" to others. More commonly known as a "Show Off".
*Gina sees a woman beater selling breast cancer awareness shirts*
Gina: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there.