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Puppy

someone younger than you. Commonly of the opposite sex who is silly and makes lots of mistakes similar to how puppy dogs get into trouble..
and will showcase their cute eyes to try and get out of the trouble.

Jessica: Ahh! do you think this belt of bullets its going to explode on me?
Tim: No, you silly puppy!

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by Timtastico February 22, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Puppy

somebody that is in love with a Kitty

- Hey did you hear Pat B likes Kitty?
- Yea he's such a puppy!

by Ryan Amado the Gangster December 2, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Puppy

Something that you violently ram your penis into over and over without ceasing.

Bob: I had a great time playing with my puppy last night
Jim: I love to play with my puppy

by HoverKitteh July 17, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Puppy

Small cuddly creature that needs a koala for company and love, should always have a wet nosey and needs lots of attention. Also very skilled with his paws, a big fan of naughty paws and good at wiggling his bottom when driving

Puppy's building me a bathroom

by x-o-x November 6, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Puppy

Male sex organ, opposite of a "pussy".

Girl1: Wow! Look at his puppy!
Girl2: You have a sick, wrong mind.

by MastaBEASt November 26, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Puppy

Puppy is a slang term popular among middle schoolers and high schoolers, especially the newer generations, that refers to a cute boy or cute girl (hence โ€œpuppy,โ€ since puppies are cute).

Lisa: Oh my god, Marcus is such a puppy!!!
Vanessa: I call Jeremy puppy as a code name. He is cute af.

by MistaHeadKrakkaFrm7Block December 13, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Puppy

The most stupid, unintelligent creature on the face of the earth capable of climbing into it's own anus. This "animal"'s stupidity is so strong that the basis of negative intelligence can spawn random anti-matter and cause illiteracy in inatimate objects and or damage. Puppies usually live in anus' such as their own or other puppies or people. In the United States and many countries it is illegal to own or sell puppies. A puppy's eyes radiate the most powerful stupidity levels, passing a quick glance will cause immediate and irreversible intelligence loss. Puppies must have their eyes covered by a small cloth at all times, this will also prevent excitement that may cause it's anus to explode. Puppies are known to give off radiation.

Despite common believe, dogs are never to be confused with puppies. When a puppy grows, it simply becomes a larger puppy, when a dog grows it becomes a large dog.

That man has a puppy! Open fire!

He's got puppies strapped onto him, (Suicide puppy bomber) retreat.

Soldier, do not let that small sheet lift from that things eyes, it's anus will fucking explode.

This man appears to have been within 20,000 miles of a puppy, he's a fucking moron!

by rectalexplosion April 16, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž