Random
Source Code
Random
The random container that just happens to be near the dryer that all of the unmatched socks get deposited in.
You: There is an unmatched pair of socks in my drawer!
Me: Did you check Sock Purgatory?
You: Oh great. Another game of sock bingo coming up. <Insert the Price is Right loser horn sound here>
9👍 1👎
The time period one waits for a response to a flirtatious text.
Dave was in text purgatory after sending Kiri "drinks later?"
8988👍 2012👎
In a state of being dead but while listening to jazz for eternity.
Bruh the dex sent me straight to jazz purgatory.
The prolonged period of overall discomfort experienced by someone who is nauseous and has an upset stomach, but does not gain relief of their symptoms and overall discomfort via vomitting.
"I spent all night in Nausea Purgatory," said George, "If I had thrown up I would have felt better, but I just stared at the porcelein looking glass, waiting for relief that would never come..."
7👍 2👎
<Noun> A wretched state of mind stoners encounter when too high and their remote to the TV won't work; usually stuck on the worst infomercial ever made. These fools are too lazy to get up to change the channel and are thus, in a torturous place because they are forced to watch bad television.
Jay accidentally stepped on the remote so he and Miller were stuck watching Oxy Clean infomercials all night long. They were condemned to weed purgatory.
58👍 12👎
A place for people who have requested to friend you on facebook. Instead of confirming or denying friendship you just leave them in friend purgatory.
I got faced by an old highschool buddy but I just left them in friend purgatory until I decide if they are friend worthy and can get into my friend heaven or deny them entry.
12👍 2👎
The state of your hunger level when you are not too hungry but not too full.
Jackie ate an entire Thanksgiving dinner but still claimed to be in stomach purgatory.