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1)The phrase used to compare one's disheveled appearance to that of a penis which was still wet when he dressed after participating in rough sex.
a)Originally, this phrase compared the clothing-covered, wet penis to that of a horse who was stabled without being tended, after a long day of hard riding .
Guy walks into work looking like he walked straight from the bed to the car. Coworker says: "Damn dude...rough night? You look like you got rode hard and put away wet!"
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What a chick grumbles to her family/friends regarding da clueless indolence of her main squeeze, and is referring to da fact dat he does not bother to re-dress her upper torso after a boobs-savoring session, simply walks around da house naked after an interval of between-his-legs-based recreation wif her, forgets to straighten up da bed after a bouncy-bouncy, etc.
My new guy is a total "Mr. Cuddly" and never makes me feel left out or unattended, but he hasn't "grown up" as far as childhood unawareness is concerned --- he STILL doesn't put away his playthings afterwards!
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The act of cleaning up all Christmas decorations because the season is over.
on December 26th I started PUTTING CHRISTMAS AWAY, and I put up NEW YEARS!
1. Used when a guy is boasting or is too full of himself, to tell him he needs to get real and be more modest.
2. Used when a guy is too horny, to tell him he needs to cool down and stop thinking about sex. Cf. "take a cold shower".
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I could pick up in 5 seconds every chick in the club!
Dude, put the dick away. That's too much!
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Boy: You look so sexy tonight, wanna follow me to the restroom?
Girl: Put your dick away, you're sicko!
when pappa slams her back doors in with his megacock after serenading her
After a quick meditation with the boys reflecting on the rockets at the Manor House, Señor Lee declared ; “Maaaate, she’s so lengers, i’ve got to put her away , it just has to be done lads”
Meaning there is not going to be a fight, argument or conflict - opposite to the expression "Get the popcorn" said by hopeful onlookers when watching a conflict develop between other people.
Put away the popcorn they settled the conflict.