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a guy who eats a delicacy of humans full of bullets from his latest hunt
wow, that guy sure eats like a putin
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Russian leader, former KGB agent who would become Tsar or Dictator if he could, but doesn't have to since the people and government let him do what he wants. Often opposes the USA but not too much so as to still keep a "friendship." Has also been taking the Chechens to the woodshed in their revolt.
"Vladimir Putin is a great Russian leader!" - Russian people
"Vladimir Putin is a tyrant and a monster!" - Chechen people
"Vladimir Putin has a funny last name!" - American middle school students
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Verb- The foreign invasion on one's home
Adj- Characterized by a tendency to invades one's home
"The Russians are about to Putin the Ukrainians."
"That damn Putin rat invaded our home."
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Noun, a guy who, if you believe "the news", is either All-Powerful or All-Stoopid, both loves and hates America at the same time, Is so clever that he's responsible for the death of every random kitten and grandma on earth, and so stupid that he won't roll-over for Imperialist-Atlanticists like every other post-soviet republic. Both was and was not "head of the KGB." Both is and is not Yeltsins bestist-bud. Is at the same time loved and hated by every Russian. Is somehow the boss of every hacker/doxxer/troll on the planet. Is Trumps lover, despite Trump massively increasing sanctions. ACTUALLY fights ISIS.
Whhhagh!! Mummy!!? The Putin ate my puppy...!
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You: "Hey did you hear what Putin said?"
Other: "No dude."
You: "Huh, guess you were to busy PUTIN THESE BALLS IN YOU MOUTH!"
Putin
Thats How You Use It! (UP)
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