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Gordon Ramsay is a sexy beast. You see him in the kitchen, muscles bulging out of his apron, and you just want to fuck the living shit out of that fat ass.
Jesus fucking Christ, I would love to tap Gordon Ramsay’s ass... shit dude.
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In F-word kitchen when Gordon Ramsay just lost a challenge...
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN!" says Gordon.
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A joke so hilarious only the person telling it is able to comprehend it and find it amusing. Typically told by Ramsay as he is far too intellectual for the common man.
Unsuspecting Victim Studying Biology- "What is the pupil?"
Ramsay-"A pupil isn't part of the eye, it is what a teacher teaches!" A rim shot goes off in the background.
Everyone Around- "Wow! That was a Ramsay Zinger and a half!"
Bob Ross but food edition with a side of anger issues.
Person: Gordon Ramsay is just Bob Ross but food edition with a side of anger issues-
An ex-shite-footballer turned acid-tongued chef who appears to have a severely dried apricot for a face
Guy: There was nothing on tv last night, so i was watching "The F Word" and i realised, wtf is wrong with Gordon Ramsay's face?
Guy 2: I dunno, let's ask Jeeves(?)
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A famous British chef who asks for lamb sauces
Romrom Ramsay wondered where the lamb sauce was.
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