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One badass muthafucka who will kill yo ass if you agress him. 4 times as powerful as his strongest friend and is addicted to seeing blood spill. He is a trained fighter and specializes in Jiu- Jitsu, Brazzilian Jiu- jitsu, and Val Tudo. He is very atractive and gets pussy twice a week. He also has a very large cock.
Girl 1: Oh, its Ranger!
Guy1: HOLY SHIT!
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Rangers to suck, ie: miss the playoffs 7 straight years.
Too have high payrolls and still me the playoffs
Too be the laughing stock of the league.
every time a team goes on a big losing streak you can say
wow that team really Rangers
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A specially-trained elite special operations component of the US Army. Rangers are not just Army; they also consist of foreign military personnel and other US military personnel who have passed Ranger school; these men and women who do not continue to serve in the Rangers but have passed Ranger school are known as "Ranger-qualified," basically meaning they completed Ranger Boot Camp. Ranger training is a 9-10 week training program for becoming Ranger-qualified, and personnel who become Ranger-qualified may then continue their training in a wide variety of fields; a "fully-trained" Ranger can have up to, and in some cases more than, three years of training and will be fully-versed in urban combat, mountaineering, combat first-aid, sniping/marksmanship, data mining, combat engineering (fancy talk for demolitions), hand-to-hand combat, knife-based combat (including throwing blades), civil pacification, jungle warfare, survival-and-evasion, artillery operation, pathfinding...the list goes on.
It should be mentioned that SERE (Survival, Evasion, Resistance, Escape) training is often an integral part of a Ranger bound for dedicated combat duties...and it should also be mentioned that the training methods, which teaches participants how to resist interrogation in captivity...are classified. You can probably guess why.
Ranger: I finished all my training finally.
How many ways can you kill a man by now?
Ranger: With which finger?
Uh, pinky.
Ranger: 67 with my pinky alone.
So Chuck Norris has been dethroned?
Ranger: Chuck Norris was dethroned the moment the first Ranger Tab was pinned on a guy's sleeve.
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The shorten form of anal ranger. Often said in public when using the phrase anal ranger would be crass. An anal ranger is a person that has a preference for anal sex over other forms of sexual intercourse.
When my friend forgets to take her birth control, she often becomes an A ranger in order to prevent pregnancy.
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Said as "RANGAA", this word is used by Aussies to define someone with red hair.
hey, who's thsat kid with the red hair?
oh yeah, that ranger. his name is tim.
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The Least successful team in NHL history in terms of its longevity in the league and for the amount of championships they have earned. This team is charechterized by having the least knowledgeable fans in all of sports and yet still wish to flap their gums the minute their teams wins one game after losing ten in a row. Also see the terms; Loser, Consistent Loser, and Shittiest team in the NHL
"Wow did you see this NHL team that lost 13 games straight?"
"Must be the Rangers"
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The most successful football club in the world... FACT!!!
Won more leauge titles than any other football team in the world
52 and counting!!!
We are rangers super rangers, no one likes us we dont care, we hate celtic, feenian bastards we will chase them anywhere
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