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Cool, Funny, Cute, Awesome, Handsome, Nice, Gentlemen.
Everything you can think of when your are
thinking a prince
Ransom Hatch play High school football
Goes to Lincoln High c/o 2012
and his Handsome Just the way he is.
Derivative of "a king's ransom".
A zoomer's ransom is an amount of money which surpasses the normal value of an object due to the perceived value by a zoomer.
The correct value is unknown to a zoomer due to not having an accurate historical context because of their age. A Millennial might knows that the "Duck Hunt Super Mario" for NES is worthless due to experience (seeing several copies in pawn shops for a penny circa 2003 for example) a Zoomer thinks this item is valuable and is willing to pay a Zoomer's ransom for it (for example $50). Their perception is created by Retro Gaming YouTubers and other con artists (also known as reseller scum).
"I could get a zoomer's ransom for that damaged copy of Majora's Mask"
"Oh no, AVGN just did another video about the Dreamcast. It's going to cost a Zoomer's ransom for one now!"
"I paid a zoomers ransom for this copy of Contra on NES. This shouldn't have be more than $10!"
A successful ransom.
This turned out to be a handsome ransom. Good for us.
Short blond hoes that think their hot but they're really thots. They dress sluty to make the boys think they have something but they are flat as a table. The boys at ransom have really really really really really small dicks. BTW Ariya looks lesbian.
ransom people
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*Released in 1989 for the 8-bit NES, by the company Technos (who in part released Double Dragon). River City Ransom was an underrated side-scrolling beat'em-up game where you could play as one or two players, and in essence, go around beating thugs up and taking their money! You can then use their money for RPG-related elements, such as going to stores and restaurants to power up your character's stats, and even learn new techniques.
River City Ransom has been recently re-released for the Gameboy Advance (by Atlus). It is now called River City Ransom EX (EX means 'extra' I think), and is basically River City Ransom with improved features, and tons of customization capability. RCR EX is very deep and I highly recommend it.......but good luck finding a copy; they sell like hotcakes!! I would know; the new copy I bought was the last friggin' one they had!! o_o I'm so lucky. ^-^
*To go around beating people up and taking their money.
"They seriously should consider making a sequel to River City Ransom; the game just fucking rules."
-me
"I like to go downtown pulling a River City Ransom from time to time. ^-^ "
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An extremely fun beat-em-up for the NES
Wanna play a game of River City Ransom?
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