I'd rather be soap

Meaning: I'd rather be dead or I feel terrible.
Origin: Comes from the John Wayne movie true grit. Some horses were going to be sold to somebody to be made into soap, instead the characters buy the horses and ride them until they die. Instead of being rode until they died, they probably would have rather been soap.

Becky: How's work going today?
Lee: I'd rather be soap...

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Would You Rather

A game where the the players must choose between two difficult options, and explain their reasoning for why they chose their option.

Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no more games, or games, unlimited games, but no more games?

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Who'd you rather

One of the simplest, yet most entertaining and bond-constructing games ever. Basically, you name two chicks (or dudes) who are similarly matched in attractiveness, and the other players choose with they would rather. Certain rules apply, like no naming guys if there are straight dudes playing the game. Can be much fun at parties.

Guy 1: ok dude, who'd you rather, alice or melissa?

Guy 2: damn, tough call... probably melissa, she's got a nicer rack...

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I'd rather walk

If someone offer's you a lift in their car, and it has less then 16 valve's, generally, you would be better off walking.

8 Valves? I'd rather walk ..

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a rather tasteless joke

The only performing cast of the Rocky Horror Picture Show in Rochester, New York. Not only do they perform while the film is running, they also feature many entertaining pre-show events and half nakid people. you can always find out more about this cast if you goto rochesterrocky.com

Everything I needed to know about a rather tasteless joke I found at rochesterrocky.com .

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I'd rather have cake

This is sometimes used among the asexual community expressing that some on the ace spectrum would rather have cake over sex. Choosing to have both have cake and eat it too.

Random person: want to do it
The asexual: nah I'd rather have cake.

would you rather?

game in which you ask difficult questions to find out about someones traits.

would you rather? punch a baby or spray paint a bum?

or

on an island...

mel gipson, tom cruz or my dad?

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