Uno Reverse Card

The ultimate weapon, all attacks or anything of the sort will be immediately sent back at the attacker(s) upon playing this card.
If you strap one to your chest you're virtually invincible.

Joe: "yo wtf happened to that guy?"

Yuri: "He tried to hit me, and I used my uno Reverse card to reverse his attack."

Joe,"ah I see."

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Reverse Card No U

The most superior comeback in existence. This comeback is more powerful than no u, reverse card, no u infinity, and reverse card infinity.

Jill: Your mom big gey
Dill: No u
Jill: Reverse card
Dill: No u infinity
Jill: Reverse card infinity
Dill: Reverse card No u
Jill: *Ceases to exist and fades into dust like spiderman*

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tres reverse card

a card you can use if you run out of dos reverse cards

you: *runs out of dos reverse cards*
you: tres reverse card

Uno Reverse Card

Uno Reverse card your mom.

"Hey Johnny, your mom gay!
*Johnny takes out his green Uno Reverse Card*
"Oh Fuck.*

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UNO Reverse Card

The ultimate card that will always be effective upon usage to a living and non living being.

This card is currently the most devastating weapon out there.

The speciality of this card:
• It will 1000% reverse the acts of what the living/non living being are doing to you.
• It has no expire date as long as it's in good condition
• For this item to take it's action, it will react in an instant, in fact, even if an atom bomb is right above your head and you pull out the UNO Reverse Card, it will instantly ricochet to where it originally was.

Cashier: "That'll be $420 and 69¢"
Me: pulls out UNO Reverse Card "Not today sir!"
Cashier: "Aw man, you got me there. Alright, next!"

Infinite Reverse card

Infinite Reverse Card is a more powerful version of the Uno reverse card and Billions of times stronger than no u

the Infinite Reverse card is the holy grail of reverse cards and can obliterate your opponents even if they have a Uno reverse card

Person 1: ur stupid and ugly
Person 2: no u
Person 1: Uno reverse card
Person 2: Infinite reverse card
Person 1: * screams in terror and dies a bloody and brutal death*

Uno Reverse Card

A deadly weapon too cruel and brutal for war. Holding this card guarantees that anyone who tries to attack you will instantly die.
Has been banned in all countries because of its instant contact lethality.
Even applies to non-physical attacks, such as emotional damage or punishments.

Teacher: You're getting detention
Me: UNO REVERSE CARD
Teacher: NOOOOOOO *proceeds to sit in detention for 50 hours*

Teacher 50 hours later: no bringing uno reverse cards to school
Me: UNO REVERSE CARD
Teacher: FML

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