reward points

What you use to obtain free merchandise.

Shaun, look at the free chairs we just got from using our reward points. It is a good thing they didn't cost us anything.

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reward card

a fictional object, generally used to suggest that someone is sucking up in search of some kind of material gain or reward. best said in a sarcastic tone to show that you are unimpressed with the persons actions.

"can you say, reward card?"

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sweet rewards

phrase used when a person comes across something that it sweet

"leigh, i cant go to sjv fest with you this friday" "its ok, im going on saturday too" "SWEET REWARDS"

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pork sword reward

The bounty your horny girlfriend recieves at the end of the night.

She just couldn't wait for that pork sword reward last night...

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Booty Reward Points

Points earned by doing seemingly voluntary acts, while actually counting on the accumulation of goodwill that will lead to a booty call.

Wow, I spent the whole afternoon detailing my wife's car, hanging shelves and taking her shoe shopping. I sure hope I earned enough booty reward points to get some tonight!

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crown rewards card

yet another meaningless rewards card that is forced upon unsuspecting hallmark customers when they attempt to purchase anything at a hallmark store.

clerk: "find everything you were looking for?"
customer: "yes, thank you."
clerk: "do you have your crown rewards card?"
customer: "no, i-"
clerk: "you need one. for real. fill this out. it'll change your life."
customer: "but i-"
clerk: "DO IT NOW!!"
customer: *obeys*

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good boy reward

A good boy reward, is generally a reward for good conduct, be it being, a good boy, or defending your country from foreign enemies, the reward is either, a treat, or a weapon.

"wave 21 complete: good boy reward incoming"