An Etoilist attempt at a Grand Universal theory, drawing together Einstein's theory of relativity, quantum physics and decorative stips. It's like String Theory, but camper.
Ribbon theory never developed the following of sequin theory.
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A slang term used to define toilet paper.
Honey will you get me some butt ribbon ? I'm on the toilet and need to wipe.
Navy slang for a National Defense Ribbon.
Everyone who serves during wartime gets a gedunk ribbon, whether they saw combat or not.
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Someone who does whatever it takes to acquire a ribbon. He will stab his own guys in the back if he has to.
Guy 1: You see the stack on SSGT? How the fuck does he have 12 NAMS?
Guy 2: That motherfucker is a ribbon chaser.
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Purple Ribbon is a record label from Outkast's Big Boi, which is a branch off of Virgin Records. Signed are Killer Mike, Konkrete, Scar, Janelle Monae, and others. They came with a single from the comilation album, Got Purp?Vol.II called Kryptonite
That purple ribbon all stars song goes hard
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a phrase referring to the lasagna-like folds of a vagina, in particular the labia
Dude, I saw Daniel's girlfriend's lasagna ribbon last night! That shit was like Stouffer's!
When her taint is extra meaty and has has multiple fat rolls.
She bent over for me and whoa!!!! Pork ribbons.
She likes me to smack her pork ribbons.
As if her beef curtains werenβt not enough, her pork ribbons added to the fun.