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Wise, friendly, strong, gentle and easygoing. He can be annoying but the more you get to know him, the more attached you will be. He’s quick to finding solutions and gets things done. Most importantly he possesses a monster shlong. Some may refer to him as the human tripod but that is just his shmeat.
Roberto is my lord and savior.
Pieces of shit that are almost unable so survive by themselves . They are usually unable to speak properly and they can't spel right to save theyr lives.
Roberto's are borimg and useles yiu can find a Roberto at the corner of allmost every street asking for change.
Alex: Hey! Roberto. How are you doing?
Roberto: ooga booga ooga booga
Alex: Alright, good for you buddy
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A small adolescent child with an amazing fear of large burly men that carry chainsaws at Halloween Horror Nights. He also tends to fear most things larger than him. Including Micheal Myers from the Halloween Series.
1) Roberto was so scared by the Chainsaw Drill Team that he attached himself to a tree.
2) Roberto pissed himself when he saw Micheal Myers outside his window.
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A type of person who love his girlfriend 1000x more than she loves him ( Lizeth) and will always be there for her
Roberto loves you way more Lizeth
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A homosexual fat male who collects yugioh cards and plays halo in his garage
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A "Roberto" is slang for any infection incurred from sexual practice. This includes STD's, as well as infections from contact with fecal matter, from example.
"Had an awesome time with that chick last week but I ended up with a Roberto".
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