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A rodgers brooks is a fuckboy who thinks he says he gets girls but we all know how much he pays for a week
Person 1: You see that guy over there?
Person 2: Yeah he is such a douche
Person 1: Definetly a Rodgers Brooks
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Cumming in your lady-friend's open eyeball whilst delivering a solid kick to her shin. Resulting in her hopping around on one foot (peg-legged), whilst moaning "Arrgg", hopefully in a decent pirate imitation. (Parrot optional, Hook not recommended for novices.)
"After plundering the precious Booty of lowly wench Stephanie, I delivered the coup de grace with a perfectly executed Jolly Rodger." " I believe I owe that Hookerface a parrot."
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A Quarterback for the Green Bay Packers. First to throw over 4000 yards in each of his first two seasons as starter. Doesn't make bad decisions and is the 2nd best running QB in the NFL behind, of course, Michael Vick. Aaron Rodgers was one who many thought would not be able to replace Brett Favre, but in fact has 17 Penises. It can be noted that these penises can turn into anything. ANYTHING. Lucky for your team, he doesn't turn them into dragons. DRAGONS I TELL YOU. DRAGONS!
Person A: Lets count the number of Penises in here. Let's see, 16 males and Lady Gaga. Hmmm....
Person B: Aaron Rodgers.
Pssh, Brett Favre is awesome. Wait, who replaced him? Mega-God Aaron Rodgers.
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Favre, his fans, and the media can eat their shit now.
Aaron Rodgers: 341/536 (63.6%), 4,308 yards (7.53 yards), longest 71, 28 touchdowns, 13 interceptions, sacked 34 times, 93.8 passer rating.
Notes: The Packers defense was terrible this year, their o-line not performing well, Ryan Grant struggled, and Greg Jennings/Donald Driver are nowhere near as good as Laveranues Coles and Jerricho Cotchery.
Brett Favre: 343/522 (65.7%), 3,472 (6.65 yards), longest 56, 22 touchdowns, 22 interceptions, sacked 30 times, 81 passer rating.
Notes: Granted Favre had a better completion percentage, his total and average passing yards is noticeably lower than Rodgers (and Favre had a better wide receivers unit). Favre had less touchdowns than Rodgers and more interceptions.
Packers Nation, stop blaming Rodgers for the poor season. If the Packers improve their defense in the offseason, they're going to be the team to watch out for.
Aaron Rodgers > Brett Favre
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A lie or unforced error that destroys one's reputation
He had everything going for him and then he pulled an Aaron Rodgers.
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While having anal sex with a girl, the man pisses up the girls ass.
I was drunk the other night and I had to piss so bad I gave this girl the old Rusty Rodger
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The last couple tokes of the joint that burn your hand.
Mate 1. Any mate can you pass me the roach?
Mate 2. Aw yeah naw mate you sure it’s the stingy Rodger it’ll burn your fucking hand.
Mate 3. Fuck off cunt it’s the best part of the joint pass that shit.