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Intoxicating a girl with the cuteness of your puppies, such that she will bang you. Roof, roof!
I took my puppy over to Katies house and she got so into it, we hit the skins. Thanks to the roofies.
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I wish someone'd waste a roofie in my drink. I'd be hella fucked up.
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When you get so drunk that someone might as well have spiked your drink.
Yeah man, I don't remember anything...I was roofied!
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To get unknowingly raped on a test. When initially after taking a test you feel very good about it, only to find out when you receive your results you did very poorly. Derived from the fact that after ingesting the drug Flunitrazepam(roofie), you can get raped and not even know it.
Johnny left the exam room feeling as if he aced the multiple choice section and wrote an amazing essay. Little did he know that he actually got roofied by the test, and will receive a score of 47%.
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a drug usually slipped in drinks at parties, called the "date-rape drug" because it makes u all fucked up so the dude that slipped it in can rape u n shit
"I slipped a roofie in that bitch's drink and fucked her all night long"
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Robotic Operations Of Federal Innuendo- A failed idea of the Government (James F. Steele) killing off anyone displeasing, like Fergie, only that would result in negative feedback from people who like her music. In a democracy, everything has to favor the people. Using the latest in robotic technology, androids would be sent all over the place, killing public figures that "rabble-rouse".
What a scary thought... This would've been used to stop any Government overthrow, though... They'd probably be named ROOFI-bots
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The real quicker-picker-upper
"One roofie, two roofies, three roofies, ill fuck 'er!"
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