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to not take a shower for at least a 24hr time period or after a strenuous activity in which you have perspired an will most likely stink or smell bad
wow dude stop rossin it and take a damn shower.
dude you havent taken a shower since lifting your rossin it real hard.
practice was hard today and i dont have energy to take a shower so im just goin to ross it for a while
A booty man. Likes to think he’s the funniest shitposter on Facebook but really it’s just a bunch of 16 year old girls reacting to his posts because they know he’s a nonce. You’ll see him out in DTC every friday AND saturday, but don’t count on him most weekends because football is life. Has a shit trim at the minute but has a horse cock so you decide which one tips the scales. Ross will wanna desperately get with you when you’re both drunk at 2 am because he has no other bitches but he’s also a great laugh and have I mentioned the horse cock?
You should definitely watch out for Ross, his type is girls with boyfriends
Ross does have stamina
A cocktail made with top shelf tequila and tonic, often finished with a lime wedge and served over ice in a lowball glass. The cocktail popularized during the playing of the 2013 ACE/UTI international golf classic in Albuqurque, NM. It rapidly gained widespread appreciation throughout the United States and the civilized parts of Australia. The cocktail is responsible for a run top shelf tequila that exhausted the supply at a number of area hotel bars.
Bartender: "what'll it be, Mac?"
Patron: "a Ross for me and some for my mates!"
Rosse is a sweet person who will alwayd be there for you. Rosse is a nice person, you should definitly get a Rosse in your life cuz if you don't, your life sucks.
"Damn, Rosse looking fine today."
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A Ross is a sexy beast. Found mainly in lush green climates, some occasionally migrate to much colder areas. Feeds on take away and strawberry Yoohoo. When encountered, hug tightly, and don't let go.
Check out that Ross over there! Hubba Hubba!
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Ross:
An alien being that can aften be found at in locations of very high fun density. Otherwise, favoured habitat is forests or rivers.
A Ross looks human from the outside, but are obviously alien when you observe them competiting against humans in the wild where Ross's clearly outperform humans in all areas.
If you see a Ross, kiss it. They like that.
eg:
"daddy, is that person an alien? he's so much quicker than all the other runners in the race"
...."No son, he must be a Ross"
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Adj/N. Becoming so inebriated, traditionally off Smirnoff but any alcohol is acceptable, that you perform the following acts in successive weekends: 1. get your head slammed into a brick wall 2. nail a fat chick 3. make out with a 35 year old mom 4. fall down a stairwell with no injuries 5. get taken to the hospital because you are so drunk the cops think you're on drugs
I got rossed last night.
He wasn't drunk, he was rossed.
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