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One of the best love movies that only people with no heart say is a piece of shit, but only because they know they'll never experience anything close to love because they are heartless assholes in which nobody likes.
John: Moulin Rouge is a piece of shit!
Mary: You only think that because you're a heartless asshole that no one likes!
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Sega's response to porn and trying to give there audience wowsers in their trousers.
Last night I masturbated to Rouge the Bat
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A bat with Tits from the famous Sonic the Hedgehog video game series.
Creepy Dude: I just drew some sexy rouge the bat fan art!
Normal Man: Why?
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The movie Moulin Rouge is a musical love story/tragedy that takes place in 1899 Paris, France, starring Ewan McGregor and Nicole Kidman. It's filled with some of the best songs from our era, putting them together to make the most spectacular, amazing frenzy of awesomeness that someone thought could be summed up and called a movie.
Girlfriend: "Do you want to watch a movie?"
Boyfriend: "Sure, which one?"
Girlfriend: "How 'bout Moulin Rouge?"
Boyfriend: "What's that?"
-silence-
Girlfriend: -says description-
Boyfriend: -is taken in by the awesome frenzy of musical spectacularness and has the sudden urge to watch the movie again and again for 2 days straight whilst crying because it's so tragic-
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n. The best movie ever
v. To be the best movie ever
You know what? That movie was almost a Moulin Rouge.
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A cute bun who doesnt want to admit that he is cute even though he is very cute
Vini: Little Rouge you are cute
Little: NO IM NOT
cirque du soleil style bedroom antics that break ribs.
I broke 3 ribs due to some Rouge Boning.