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Athletic and sexy, smart fast and funny. Romantic and can be a little bit dirty-minded. All around a great guy.
Oh i wished Ruben was here he is such a G.
Very smart, carries a great conversation, charms everyone, including me. Sucks you into his charm and sexappeal. Will make you fall for him. And then out I f nowhere he vanishes. Only to show up months later, finding out he has a girlfriend and she's pregnant, and has the baby on your birthday. Makes you wish he would of stayed gone, all's you would have is awesome memories. Instead of breaking your heart. He will always have a side chick.
Ruben, well time for me to go home I have a girlfriend and a new baby, I will see you when the girlfriend pisses me off. Then I will come see you, cause your my side chick.
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Ruben is a very nice, very handsome Puerto Rican (not Mexican, haha) gentleman. He is respectful to women, and has a great taste in music from those people who cover all the time on youtube.
He's got a crazy weird personality that makes you instantly want to be friends with him, and a fantastic humor that keeps you laughing hysterically throughout the whole conversation. (AND he can actually carry out an intellectual conversation!)
He's really a phenomenon, to be honest. A remarkable guy. :)
Becca: Morgan, why are you so tired?!
Morgan: Well, I was up all night messaging Ruben.
Becca: Why on earth would you do that?
Morgan: Because he's funny as hell and keeps me laughing, plus he's pretty dang extraordinary. I want to talk to him as much as I can. :)
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A sexy man who has a big penis and is loyal to his girlfreind and that is nice to strangers but mean to his freinds.
Me:Hi ruben
Ruben:Hits Me
Stranger:Hi im new here
Ruben:Need help to you class
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The grizzliest machismo in all of manhood. Peasants cower in fear as his masculine sideburns bring down the wrath of God in their poor villages. You think you may have seen him before, but rest assured, if you had, your loins would have already frothed with passion and your mind would have his image carved until the ends of the earth. This is Ruben.
Ruben touched my bed the other day. I am forever blessed.
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ruben is an extreemly clever individual who is known to be ridiculously atractive. He is a fan of cats and has a sensitive element to him which tends to atract the oposite sex. He uses lord of the rings to seduce females
"wow your looking Rubenish today"
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He simps alot and just simps cause he heartbroken
Female : you simping?
Ruben : a bitch took my heart and threw it to the floor im simping
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