Rule Number One

$Always look cool." Invented and written originally by Ardicio Galvao.

What is rule number one?

Rule number one

This expression is mostly from social media (specifically Tiktok). Rule number one is "cars are better than people." Mostly used by car people/Motorsport fans.

"No way, he cheated on you? Hop in my car, and never forget rule number one"

"I'm always prioritising rule number one, that's why I never date anyone."

Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.

Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her