As straight as a ruler

A phrase that most gay people use to try and make people think that they're straight

Kevin: I'm not gay, i'm as straight as a ruler
Jack: yeah as straight as a bendy ruler

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Ruler dick

A penis that measures at 30cm or more, the average size of a ruler.

1. She say that I got a ruler dick

2. Man I got a ruler dickz

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ruler chucker

an angry office worker or nun

Michelle has become so uncooperative in the office. She is such a ruler chucker!

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Ruler Of Everything

Mechanical Hands. Mechanical Hands are the Ruler Of Everything in the end. Oh i have to ask you while your here, do you like how i walk? Better yet, do you like how i talk? Or maybe you like how my face disintegrates into chalk. Anyway, i have a wonderful wife, and a powerful job, my wife criticizes me for being eco-centric though.

Mechanical Hands are the Ruler Of Everything

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Man Ruler

A ruler that for every inch beyond 5 inches, the actual length of each segment shrinks by half, leading to a severely exaggerated final measurement.

It is the most commonly used tool when a man measures his manhood.

Whether made with a physical measuring tool or a perceived one, the measurements are always equally exaggerated.

John: "Yeah man, I've got a huge tool!"

Pat: "Is that so? I have my doubts."

John: "NINE THROBBING INCHES BUDDY!" *unzips fly*

Pat: "I see you've been using the Man Ruler again."

Ruler Rule

An advantage that teachers use mostly during schools dances or after school. Used when a teacher slaps a ruler onto their hand around other students as if to say "At least one foot between each other".

Guy 1: "Hey dude, that teacher used the ruler rule on me and that girl over there."
Guy 2: "I feel bad for you, now you can't get sexually close to her."

pull a ruler

Has several meanings:

1. Inability to go away.
2. Inability to take a hint.
3. Overall being unable to stop being a fag.

Named after Ruler Eric, one of the greatest leechers of all times.

1. Guy one: Gtfo!
RandomFag: Ur just jealous cause i r better than u

2. Guy one: We'd rather you not stole our software.
RandomFag: Im not stealing it, im making it better.
Guy one: We don't want your help.
RandomFag: Then I'll release it myself

3. Guy one: GO AWAY YOU FAGOT!
Guy one: HAVE YOU NOT GOTTEN THE HINT?
RandomFag: Ur just mad because my coding r better.

E.G. Guy one: RandomFag is gonna pull a ruler....

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