SILF

sister i like to fuck or finger

JONNI: Hey dougs sisters ass is so nice
Tom: I kno she is such a silf

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SILF

SECRETARY I'D LIKE TO FUCK

CHRIS: DO YOU HAVE A SECRETARY
CEDRIC: YES, WHY DID YOU ASK?
CHRIS: NO REASON
CEDRIC: BUT SHE IS A HOT SILF

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SILF

Sandwich I'd Like to Fuck. No metophore, no second meaning... It's just a ham, cheese, tomatoe and lettuce on wheat sandwich that you would like to smother with your Man Mayo.

Schoolboy 1: Hey did your mom pack your lunch today?

Schoolboy 2: Yeah... Why?

Schoolboy 1: SILF!!! *starts fucking sandwich*

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SILF

Sibling I'd Like to Fuck

my sister got out of the shower the other day and i couldnt resist the urge to finger bang her, which then led to jizz worthy fornication.
that hoe's a mother fucking SILF!!!

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SILF

sheep i'd like to fuck

pratshan: wow look, a pink SILF i've never seen one of those before
frankesky: bugger off you butters minger. UGLYYYYY. mmmm that is a nice SILF though =

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SILF

Smiley I'd Like (to) Fuck.

That emoticon is a total SILF.

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SILF

Slug I'd Like to Fuck
Slug as in a woman with a damp pussy

You see that girl over there, what a SILF.
I want that SILF to rub all over my bald head.

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