STD

To Smoke, Thizz, and Drink.

-Smoke: To smoke Marijuana
-Thizz: To take Exstasy

Nate: "Ay man are you gonna STD at the party tonight?"
Doug: "Yeah, I'm down to get fucked up!! How about you?"
Nate: "Nah, I'm only gonna smoke and drink!"

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short for: sexually transmitted diabetes, a case in which you get diabetes from having sex with very large girls, usually ones that are very fond of pie

Jamie: How did your date go with the pie lover?

Bill: Not good, not good at all, i got a case of STD

Josh: Which one ?

Bill: Sexually Transmitted Diabetes !

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God's punishment for both women and men who are a slut. Yes, that is right guys can be sluts too.

Guy 1: Damn, it hurts when I pee.
Guy 2: Man, I think you got a STD.
Guy 1: No way, the women I was with last night said she was a virgin.
Guy 2: Dude that woman slept with almost every guy in town, I can not believe you fell for the old "I'm a virgin" trick.
Guy 1: Oh well thats what I get for being a slut.

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A dude who's a total dick to everyone not like him, and basically the semen used to impregnate his prostitute mother was infected with a sexually transmitted DNA retrovirus that alters the DNA of diploid cells shortly before meiosis begins. Thus, it's perfectly ok to execute him for being a crime against humanity because, technically, he's not a human, and he must be removed from the gene pool ASAP.

-That guy's a total STD.

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A very contagious STD, children.

ughh.... I have an std.... children.

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'Story Teller's Discretion'.

This phrase indicates the Story Teller (or DM, or GM, depending on what game one is playing) decides to make reality shift in a particular way. Often-times done in order to make the story develop in a particular manner.

1. Upon reaching the anti-climactic 'Final Encounter' of a long and drawn out quest for the artifact needed to enter the Bastion of Broken souls (A fragment of the soul totem), Fighter: The human fighter rolled three natural twenties in a row, which resulted in the untimely (one-round-kill) demise of the fallen god.

However, in order to promote the challenge of this encounter, the DM decides to use an STD to allow a centuries old Contingency heal to revive the poor fellow, at full hitpoints, and rather angry at having been slain in such a way. Then a 'true' fight ensued.

2. Thor throwing his famed hammer Mjollnir(Molniya) at a Werewolf in D&D Edition 3.5, and deciding not to remove the 10 damage which would be removed, since the hammer isn't made of silver. This STD though perhaps un-needed (the werewolf would likely die from the modified damage) makes sense, since even though it's not a silver weapon perse; when Thor throws his hammer, he means business, and that 10 damage shouldn't be reduced because it's not made of silver.

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STD

A very contagious STD, children.

ughh.... I have an std.... children.

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