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safety

A code-word of the "gruellerese" dialect to denote fruity buds.

Does anybody have any safety materials? I'm so unsafe right now!

by Bard April 28, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


safety

a myth known to man

(child) mommy what does safe mean?
(mother) it means safety.
(child) what does safety mean
(mother) its a myth

by that_guy_21 October 23, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Safety

to be safe, Or in 'the Zone'

The greasy greek waiter Stavros see twat mode

by Robbie and Sean March 11, 2004

4๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


safety

Yet another definition that has nothing to do with the real word, yet some punk who was angered by my previous definition of prep created the false illusion that he could "get me back" by writing an extreme half-assed, archaic insult that looks like it was pounded out by 1000 chimpanzees on 1000 type writers.

Punk: "Oh no, after reading that definition of what a prep really is, I mistuck my heroin needle into my wrist and nearly bled to death. But it's all good, because IM SO FULL OF PAIN AND SUFFERING, WAAH. By the way, I think I'll write a cheesy comeback toward hatred."

hatred: "They say if you let 1000 chimpanzees on 1000 type writers... Sooner or later, one will make an offensive insult. That was not it."

by hatred June 19, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Safety Scissoring

The sexual act of two double leg amputee women scissoring each other.

I should clear my history of safety scissoring before someone sees it.

by ETMZ October 7, 2014


Safety Tap

A slight tap (but often harder) during rough sexual intercourse role-playing to let your partner know you have had a little too much, or it's a little too rough.

Lance and Trixie were role playing "underground prison sex in Beirut."

Lance eased his hog into Trixie, who was tied up on a love swing. The 6 hits of liquid blotter acid he shot into his eye earlier got him going a little too much, and Trixie had to give him a safety tap to slow him down a little.

by Jrubadub August 5, 2011

59๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Safety Shirt

Tight necked crew style t-shirt worn underneath another t-shirt. Uses include sopping up an excessive amount of sweat redirected from oneโ€™s armpits due to over use of medical grade deodorant, keeping oneโ€™s inappropriately stiff nipples from tearing through their outer shirt, or simplify adding a subtle splash of color to oneโ€™s ensemble. The Safety Shirt should be an essential staple of every Big Guyโ€™s closet.

Mal: Do I see you wearing not one, but two t-shirts?

Marty: Of course! I donโ€™t go anywhere without a Safety Shirt.

Mal: Is it because you afraid of sweating out all that Big Guy Energy?

Marty: Nope, I just want to make sure Iโ€™m not going around cutting glass when my turkeyโ€™s done.

by Falcon Thunder Fist July 15, 2021