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The tightest nigga ever, the most kick ass actor ever, has been in so many kick ass movies and played so many kick ass characters. He has been a jedi, a cartoon super hero, a drug dealer (on a few occasions), a secret agent, a member of swat, a scientist, a basket ball coach and Shaft just to name a few characters
Plus some of the movies he has been in include
Star Wars, Shaft, GTA (Game), Pulp Fiction, Coach Carter, SWAT, Die Hard 3, the 51st State, Deep Blue Sea, Kiss of Death, and Jurrasic Park
White Guy: who is Samuel l Jackson?
Black Guy: What, cracker whats wrong with you, he his only the tightest nigga ever, who is every fuckin movie that kicks ass
White Guy: What like titanic
Black Guy: Dam you white boys need to see more pimpin movies,im talkin shit like Pulp Fiction and Shaft
White Guy: What?
Black Guy: Oh shit nigga, Jackson is God. And not the nigga who is now white, the one who is still a nigga
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THE MOTHERFUCKING BEST ACTING MOTHERFUCKER SINCE MARLON MOTHERFUCKING BRANDO. SAMUEL L MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON HAS ACTED IN EVERY MOTHERFUCKING MOVIE EVER MADE. ROYAL WITH CHEESE. MOTHERFUCK.
"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SITH IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING GALAXY" - SAMUEL L JACKSON
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myyyyyyyy nigga!
possibly the baddest mofo on the planet.
see pulp fiction and jackie brown
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a black, bad-ass nigga in nearly every movie
Did you here if that new movie was good or not?
not yet, but samuel l jackson is in it so its garenteed to be bad-ass
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The best beer to get you drunk, fuck fat bitches, and even fight a nigga or two.
I drank a 12 pack of Samuel L. Jackson and nailed this fat bitch. After her boyfriend showed up with his crew, I kicked the shit out of them.
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A new beer brand sponsored by the famous actor. First commercial ever aired on the Dave Chapelle Show.
Are you ready for the truth?... and I hope they burn in hell... crazy white boy muthafucka... may I have some of this soft drink to wash this down?...
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1. The guy that put COOL back into BLACK , even though that is linguistically impossible - but , the Snakes on the Plane , the guy he shot in Pulp Fiction and Jango Fett from Star Wars and just about anything and everyone else knows - there is no impossible when it comes to Samuel L. Jackson.
2. The Black Lenin of Hollywood.
Guy 1 : Man that guy is cool.
Guy 2 : Who is that guy?
Guy 1 : *Pulls out a revolver* Say that one more time.
Guy 2: Who is that guy though dude?
Guy 1 : *Shoots Guy 2, killing him in style of Samuel L. Jacksons' character in Pulp Fiction*
Guy 1 : *Looks at the corpse of his friend* Let that be a lesson to you.
'This IS a tasty burger'
'Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes, on this motherfucking plane'
'Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!
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