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The Metroid Prime star Samus Aran usuals seen wearing the trademark Metroid Bounty Hunter suit, however in certain Metroid games codes can be used to remove Samus' suit showing her in an admitedly hot bikini.
Player 1: Dude did you use the Zero suit samus code?
Player 2: yea, Samus is fucking hot!
Player 1: sweet...
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A Super Smash Bros character, originally from Metroid. She is S tier and is freaking amazing. If she's your main, you have the hottest and greatest character on the whole roster. From ssb4 to ssbu, she got less thiqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq but Sakurai must have his reasons 😥.
Person 1: Dude! Who's your main in smash?
Person 2: Zero Suit Samus!
Person 1: Dude, we gotta smash sometime!
Person 3 (aside): To be honest the only reason people pick her is to stare at her boobs.
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Every thurday is celebrated with pushing random people followed by yelling IM SAMUS!!
A Normal Im Samus Day....
I was walking down the street and this guy looked at my funny and it just so happend to be a thursday, so i ran up on him pushed him over and yelled IM SAMUS!
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A change of sexuality that comes with seeing Zero Suit Samus for the first time.
I.E. Turns women lesbian and gay men straight.
I was playing 'Other M' and as soon as I saw her, I went though a Zero Suit Samus Sexuality Switch.
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A rare species of exotic bird commonly found around military barracks and often places of alcoholic consumption. Known to walk with an awkward gait and occasionally makes loud screeching sounds in combination with flapping in the presence of a female. While on the flip side, interest in females is demonstrated with a strange "bobbing" of his long head and neck that is distinct. Conversations with said females are both minimal and often inconsequential. Water is regarded as a foreign substance, the diet consists of Jack Daniels and toasted croissants.
"Look at that Samuelis Wardis attempting a mating dance over there, poor fellow"
"The poor Samuelis Wardis has no skills with the woman and has the inability to defend himself unless inebriated"
He is a true meme lord who everyone loves, but no homo
Samus Maximus is a true memester