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Winding up back in someone's hotel room after last call and polishing off the mini-bar's contents. Typically seen in rock stars and journalists on overseas press junkets.
"Oh man, the bar is closing, it's only 8 o'clock in New York and I'm on an expense account: let's pull a Sanderson."
A MALE THAT INCLUDES ALL 3 DEFINITIONS
A male that only speaks to women online.
A male that has the posture of an 50 year old elastic band.
A male that complains about immigrants and how they steal jobs not doing a think about it and complaining on TikTok and staying forever unemployed. (has a fyp of racism, fascism and sexism)
"Oh...That guy is such a Riley Sanderson"
"His a Riley Sanderson"
A sister sanderson is someone who stans skinny legends but also any legend because they aren't mean. They also are super energetic and love to be silly and sometimes get out of hand. They are usually smart or get decent grades. A sister sanderson gets all the boys.
Malayna: oh my gosh you have so much energy
Me: ya I have too many boyfriends too
Malayna: oh you are a sister sanderson
When you have diarrhoea whilst out with the army and lampshade a Bush with shit and hit the passers-by
Jamie had a dodgy kebab and did a Bushy Sanderson on the hikers face
The act of receiving a standing ovation upon entering any building solely based on the astronomical levels of promiscuity and masculinity that you display. See also power stance
When sandy walked in everyone gave him a full Sanderson for at least 10 minutes before he displayed a power stance.
A man who was a comedian in his past life and was born with a congenital disorder where he has not only an extra funny bone but also an extra humerus. Unpredictable. At any given moment his comedy will strike without warning and you will find yourself laughing but don’t know why. He invented the words “random” and “extravagant” and is currently working to start a new cult known as Sandersonism. Sandersonism is all about finding snakes in the grass and calling them out for their devilish deeds.
Dude, why do I have butterflies in my stomach suddenly?
It’s because you just saw a Sanderson! His presence alone makes your palms sweaty, knees weak and arms heavy! You should feel honored.
A man, who while serving in the US Army, made significant additions to the list of 'really bad words' in the world. He also displayed a remarkable talent for composing complete sentences (noun / subject, verb, adverb, conjunctions, adjective, interjections, etc.) and without ending the sentence with a preposition using only the word 'Fuck.'
After dropping a 200 pound safe onto his foot, Thomas was heard to exclaim, in the Sanderson fashion, "fuck fuck fucking fuck fuckingly fucked!'