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Endangered sub-species of homo sapiens, who due to ineptitude in any given task poses a health hazard to themselves and their surroundings. Often suffers from mal-nutrition, as simple tasks as chopping a vegetable with a knife, results in hospitalization. Also prone to different infections and diseases, as handling used rags, mops and cleaning equipment that's not highly specialized (as promoted in an infomercial), will despite ease of use and common knowledge, be used not only wrongly - but with some sort of health risk. Some cases of hoarding has been observed, but there is yet no documentation of Infomercial Sapiens" being hoarders in general.
UNESCO has put Infomercial Sapiens on the endangered species list, as they will either kill themselves, or die out when streaming of media will remove infomercials from TV-screens.
See also Infomercial People, Infomercial
Karen was so sad to discover her son had the "infomercial sapiens" mutation, and probably only had a couple of years left to live.
A derogatory term used to define someone who thinks or act like he or she is more important than the rest of the people.
Tom: Hey bro, I haven’t heard from our friend Jimmy these days, where is he hiding at?
Andrew: Nah bro, I ain’t in talking terms with that dude these days, he has been acting extra-sapiens since hitting big in oil business.
Singular or plural noun. As for the word homo sapiens, a geeko sapiens is considered as a "wise geek", a white hat hacker and sometimes a gray hat hacker.
The notable example of the word usage is in the famous drawing of Nitrozac & Snaggy -
Geeko sapiens, talking to a classmate: Give me your lunch money or I'll hack into your homepage.
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A species of human beings that walk slowly everywhere and block your path.
Sam: Dude, why are you so late?
Dude: Slomo sapiens. Fucking slomo sapiens.
Sam: Oh, got it.
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the individual in a group of 'bros' who is considered the most intelligent or wise. this bro has aided his fellow bros in numerous adverse situations, usually evading police or rival bros. the wit and cunning of the bromo sapiens has been instrumental in picking up chicks.
"sapiens" is Latin for "wise" or "knowing". while an equally legitimate term, bromo sapiens is a reference to "homo sapiens", which is the scientific name of the human species.
Despite being absolutely hammered, Jim, the bromo sapiens of the bunch, was able to successfully navigate through the city with only slight injuries to a few pedestrians.
*with sarcasm*
(after accidentally discharging an illegal handgun kept in his pants) Dude #1: fuck!
Dude #2: wow, nice work, bromo sapiens. that's even worse than Plaxico Burress, for fuck sake!
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When a person's mind has evolved so far beyond other humans that they become almost hyper-intelligent In-Relation to other humans. Intelligence is, factually, ambiguous and can only be based on the one writing the intelligence test Intelligence measurements, or the Intelligence Quotient, can only be judged by Other Humans and their Relative intelligence as an "anatomically modern human," and in regard to the social consensus which places the limitations of their baseline intelligence factors.
So, a "Hyper-Sapien" is a Mentally Evolved human that is more significantly evolved than "normal" AMH's. Usually hyper-sapiens speak in ways that people can barely understand even though they are speaking perfect, fluent english. If You are a hyper-sapien, then you will probably be able to think and understand things much faster than others, be intelligent enough to outpace other "thinkers" well beyond your age, and almost never be understood by those around you and be forced to explain everything in excruciating detail for them to understand what you just said with any competency.
This does Not mean you speak well, are well educated, Nor are wealthy and successful. These are all Incidental to the realities of the world. Hyper-sapiens are able to interpret data and Think significantly beyond others, even if they don't recognize to what extent due to the mental limits of those around them often limiting their potential.
AMH: "How are you?"
Hyper-Sapien: "I am vexed and perturbed by the obstinate neglect the extremely-wealthy are exhibiting in their blatant ignorance of the realities of the world and it's deterioration from overproduction and their abundant toxic-waste productions Without appropriate sanction and regulation."
AMH: "What are you, a Hyper-Sapien or something?"
Hyper-Sapien: "I answered your question; what's the problem?"
AMH: "Did you hear about the meat-industry making laws about saying bad things about meat?"
H-S: "Yes, it is disturbing. Silencing people that talk about even Potentially tainted meat, even though most of the non-organic meat is pumped with hormones, fed huge amounts of cheap GMO food that is unable to be digested or absorbed by the animal, and are even sometimes fed their own dead brethren ground into mulch and often used as fertilizer."
AMH: "What? I just saw it on the news last night. They didn't say any of that."
H-S: "Oh. Yeah, it's bad and getting worse."
AMH: "Yeah it is! I don't know about any of that Hyper-Sapien stuff. lol"
The term used to describe beings made of snow, whose gender one may not know, or if there are both male and female snow-beings being referred to.
Class, please finish coloring in your snowmo-sapiens and be sure to put your name on the back.