Hello there, concerned roommate here. Recently, your son has discovered a game called “Angels with Scaly Wings". At first, I had no issue with your son playing this game. But soon, it started to affect his character. Only 2 days later, he started wearing a dragon costume he would never take off. On top of that, he has mysteriously gained a seemingly infinite amount of money of unknown origin. At first, he only used the money to buy furry fetish porn, but then things started to get concerning. He assassinated the prime minister of the United Kingdom, and then proceeded to pay United Nations to drop the whole thing and to cover it up. I tried moving out, but apparently, he had already bought half of North Korea’s missiles and said that if I leave before his "5 year plan" is complete, he will bomb everything and everyone I love. He has also forced Elon Musk to initiate reasearch on a "portal to The Dragon World" which he refuses to explain to me. I know he is 22 and you’re not raising him anymore, but multiple government associations are against me. My only option is to send this message to you, and hope you do something to control your son. Please respond as soon as possible and get your son under control, I am genuinely afraid of him, and it is very unsettling to see someone I used to know so well turn into this.
Mark: This new game called Angels with Scaly Wings came out on Nintendo Eshop
Jalen: Holy shit Nintendo was already evil but if they're really promoting furries I'm boycotting them
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Beat A Scalie Day is a day on the 30th of November in which you can Beat any Scalie and they can not fight back.
This is in case the Scalies deny being a furry so they get their own day.
It’s Beat A Scalie Day! Time to beat up a random Scalie
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A scalie is a furry that is into jerking off in one of those inflatable dinosaur costume
That Scalie jerked off in the costum at the childs b-day party.
A disease one may contract when their testosterone reaches a level so low that they transition into a restless femboy. This detrimental level of testosterone induces what is known as Russell Rage - the act of expelling one’s left over stores of testosterone in the form of anger
Pablooo, you’ve got scalies bro!
A 35 year old bum who thinks his dad should support him and his hoes all his life.
There goes a scaly a dirty grimey little fuck who does nothing to benefit society