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1. Something that most people choose to not give a shit about, despite the fact that gaining more knowledge about the universe and how it functions will better us as a race.
2. Something that people rarely contemplate or participate in on an advanced level because they are to caught up with the pointless routine of everything that is right in front of them, and absolutely nothing that is beyond them or of any relevance or importance on the incomprehensibly large scale of the universe.
3. Something that everyone should care about and be interested in.
Amanda: I love sitting around and watching TV, talking to cute boys, never contemplating the fact that our planet is orbiting a single star amongst billions of stars in a single galaxy amongst billions of galaxies in the universe. Yeah, thats pretty much what every other young person around me does too, isn't that encouraging?
Scientist/astronomer: No!!!!!! That is quite alarming! our entire race should be more focused on the things that actually matter and will better both our intelligence and longevity as a race. Like maybe......science and the massive universe around us that we know little about.
Amanda: Yeah, but that stuff is boring. I think I'll just stay caught up in my life of things that are of no importance in comparison to the vast field of potential and knowledge and understanding that lies beyond me.
Scientist/astronomer:..........Fuck.
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It is originated from chinglish "zhe bu ke xue". It is always used to express surprise or astonishment at unexpected or unusual things. By saying that, one means the thing he/she is told or sees is out of his/her expectation.
A: You know what, Tom just got the offer from Morgan Stanley, but he rejected it and decided to go to a small local bank.
B: Oh, that is not science.
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1. knowledge or a system of knowledge covering general truths or the operation of general laws especially as obtained and tested through the scientific method and concerned with the physical world and its phenomena
Oh, how i hate physical science.
I don't understand Dr. Mroteks science class.
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An Electro Respiratory Ballistic Optimization smoking device, or an ERBO.
"We smoked from The Science!"
"Man, The Science fucked me up."
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to out-smart someone (particularly in science class)
teacher: can someone name me a prime number
idiot: err...21?
teacher: no, you fool, 21 is a product of 7 and 3
student: you've been scienced
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Donald Trump's worst nightmare.
Normal Person: We need to listen to science!
Donald Trump: *confused screaming
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The event in which, while gaming, something unexpected happens and you need to explain why.
Alternatively it is used to explain why you are doing something difficult or boring but provides rewards on completion.
Finally it can be used as a good old exclamation in everyday life.
Example 1)
*Character is floating in mid-air*
Observer: What!? How is that possible!?
Gamer: SCIENCE!
Example 2)
Observer: Why are you going all the way over there for a sword?!
Gamer: because SCIENCE!
Example 3)
Person: SCIENCE!
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