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1. Second Name Is 'Mac' Something
2. Ginger
3. Speaks Too Fast
4. Heavy Drinker
5. Sexist
6. Racist
7. Refers To Themselves As Scottish, Not British
8. Hates The English For No Obvious Reason Other Than Their English
wife : i wish you would help around the house more
husband : back tae the kitchen wi ye woman and get me a beer
scottish man : we scots are better than them english scum
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A brand of person, typically insane, drunk or some combination of. The Scots have a higher than average distribution of world class nutters. The strongest and most independent people on the planet, a colony of England. Unlike the Irish who managed to liberate the South all the Scottish have managed to get themselves is an assembly. Sir Sean Connery is the closest they have come to having a leader, he lives in the Bahamas.
Look at that nutter, he must be Scottish.
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Adjective
Miserable, under evolved Englishman.
Keen on fighting,football, drinking and er, fighting. Often wears a skirt but denies such obvious transvestism by renaming such garments as "kilts"
Not guilty of the charge of sheep shagging which is practiced solely by the Welsh
1st Scottish Man-"Do ye wanna go oot and fight Angus"
2nd Scottish Man-"Aye", Let me just finish ma whiskey and put ma skirt back on"
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A society of people from scotland, above england
inheritantly prone to moaning about the english despite a long intertwined history including a scotish royal family (the stuarts)
also like to hate the english despite how we fund them and our taxes pay for your ..everything
known for kilts and whiskey
the scots or also known as Scottish
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Peculiar sub-species of Homo Sapiens, known for its ugliness and garolousness. The typical Scottish 'person' will exhibit excessive amounts of freckles, hair ranging from dark ginger to fair ginger and display a penchant for wearing either a woolen skirt with no underwear to show off their non-existent bollocks or (lately) shiny designer sportswear bought on the cheap from the back of a van. The last point is pertinent as this species is renowned for its tightness- although one can assume that it is neccessary if one is to spend all their money on cheap booze.
Apart from this, they exhibit a preference for eating sheeps intestines with a side order of chips with salt and vinegar-oops, my bad- salt with chips and vinegar. This can be substituted with anything deep fried, such as mars bars and bannanas.
Their means of communication is by manipulating vocal chords with phlegm and some form of internal biological sandpaper to produce a harsh sound that can best be described as magpie meets jackhammer. Their musical tastes are similiarly harsh and extended exposure would cause most normal humans to have a brain hammeorage.
If one is spotted on the street, it is advisable to keep one distance as the creature is a) inebriated+on heroin and b) suffering from a massive inferiority complex bought about by its crudeness and lack of social skills, which causes extreme xenophobia and the likelihood of ass-raping any species not of its own genre.
Human 1: I saw this strange red haired creature yesterday. It smelled like a distillery and was attempting to ass-rape a sheep whilst emitting strange nasal grunts
Human 2: Oh, it was probably a Scottish man trying to score some haggis
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A bunch of Irish Warriors who got lost,and settled north of Hadrians Wall later assimilated lots of blue painted guys(Picts,not smurfs!)
There are two types of people in this world.
1. Scottish.
2. People who want to be.
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An obsolete term given to a person originally from Scotland, but due to a referendum, said person is now referred to as British.
Remember when the Scottish had some pride and passion? Shame they were spineless, couldn't stand up for themselves and succumb to being British.
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